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Hollywood hunk Mark Wahlberg has slammed Eminem, Matt Damon and Ben Affleck for giving a false impression of tough, impoverished childhoods in their music and films. The Planet Of The Apes star has lambasted Damon, his co-star in new movie The Departed, for romanticizing difficult upbringings in Good Will Hunting, his debut film with Affleck. Wahlberg - who blames his assault conviction 17 years ago on his harsh childhood - has also attacked rapper Eminem for idealizing his difficult formative years in his biopic 8 Mile, in an interview with Details magazine. The 33-year-old actor complains, "My childhood wasn't like some 8 Mile bulls**t where you go and have a rap-off. Or like West Side Story, where you all start dancing and s**t. If I make a film about my upbringing it's going to be about more than a f**king kid doing math, like in Good Will Hunting, you know what I mean?"
Oh, fuck YOU, Mark Wahlberg. Your older brother was in the biggest boy band of the 80s. Just out of curiosity, will that be in your autobiography? How about the underwear modeling? Will we get to see that, too? I've got ten bucks that says Donnie's sitting at home reading that and thinking, "Bitch, please."
And I know this will come as quite a shock, but none of us think Matt Damon's "tough, impoverished childhood" ended because he could do complex math problems. It was because of his romantic love affair with Ben Affleck. See what happens when you don't put on your slash goggles? You honestly think Matt Damon was some sort of straight math whiz. *end sarcastic annoyance*
Hollywood hunk Mark Wahlberg has slammed Eminem, Matt Damon and Ben Affleck for giving a false impression of tough, impoverished childhoods in their music and films. The Planet Of The Apes star has lambasted Damon, his co-star in new movie The Departed, for romanticizing difficult upbringings in Good Will Hunting, his debut film with Affleck. Wahlberg - who blames his assault conviction 17 years ago on his harsh childhood - has also attacked rapper Eminem for idealizing his difficult formative years in his biopic 8 Mile, in an interview with Details magazine. The 33-year-old actor complains, "My childhood wasn't like some 8 Mile bulls**t where you go and have a rap-off. Or like West Side Story, where you all start dancing and s**t. If I make a film about my upbringing it's going to be about more than a f**king kid doing math, like in Good Will Hunting, you know what I mean?"
Oh, fuck YOU, Mark Wahlberg. Your older brother was in the biggest boy band of the 80s. Just out of curiosity, will that be in your autobiography? How about the underwear modeling? Will we get to see that, too? I've got ten bucks that says Donnie's sitting at home reading that and thinking, "Bitch, please."
And I know this will come as quite a shock, but none of us think Matt Damon's "tough, impoverished childhood" ended because he could do complex math problems. It was because of his romantic love affair with Ben Affleck. See what happens when you don't put on your slash goggles? You honestly think Matt Damon was some sort of straight math whiz. *end sarcastic annoyance*
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Date: 2005-04-19 07:04 pm (UTC)