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[apocalypsos]

From Something Awful, jokes with realistic endings.

That was just the kind of link I needed when I woke up this morning. Yes, I said I'd do overtime today, which meant waking up at six-thirty. Blargh. If anybody's looking for me, I'll be at my desk until two o'clock trying not to go out into the main office and choke Lieutenant Asshat. It'll be just like working alone, except without the added amusement of someone standing around taking up space who won't do a damn thing. *sigh* I miss the original Lieutenant Asshat. He actually, you know, worked.

I'm trying to look on the bright side, though. With the weather the way it's supposed to be today, I doubt a huge crowd of people are going to rush down to the local DHL office to ship stuff. *yawns* Plus, I can work on the Pairing List for ithurtsmybrain, even though I'd much rather work on my xmmficathon story. Then again, I haven't been able to bring myself to write a single sentence since I got my assignment, because the story is RIGHT THERE in my head and I just know that if I crack open my skull to start it, it'll just plop out onto the page. (Much like my brain would in the same situation. Perhaps I should stick with typing it out rather than resorting to cerebral excavation.)

EDIT: Will Farrell is going to be in a film remake of "Land of the Lost". Hee.

Also, who wants to bid on a toy sword signed by Orlando Bloom?

EDIT FONDUE: *checks poll from last night* Hmm. All of my friends seem to be made of cheese. This could be a problem. At least, it will be if I don't buy nachos.