Haunting Yahoo News ...

[apocalypsos]

Hee. There's a news story on Yahoo that says Johnny Depp said the United States is behaving like a big, dumb puppy. Doesn't that just give you the mental image of somebody shouting, "Yeah, well, if you don't like it, then you can just leave!", suddenly realizing Johnny lives in France, and getting smacked repeatedly upside the head with his own cliche?

Love the crack about "freedom" fries. That had to be one of the more idiotic things I'd ever seen. All it did for me was give me a mental image of Mr. Potato Head dipped in blue wode and castrating every Burger King employee he came across.

"And now you know why all restaurants are Taco Bell, Billy." *user giggles*

Oh, and if anybody ever wonders what it's like to be a telemarketer, this article's the best representation I've ever seen of what working in the field is like. Sort of like torture, but with more mind-numbing pain and fewer bamboo shoots shoved under your fingernails. Okay, so maybe not that many fewer, but still.

And this really sucks. I could stand for some quality armageddon around here, especially the sort of armageddon that eliminates my credit card debt. *user nods solemnly*

Comments

I camped out in his backyard

[minisinoo.livejournal.com]

What makes it even more amusing, re: Depp, is that he's 1/4 Cherokee. He's more American than most Americans.

(There's a funny song by Keith Secola, a res favorite, about calling into a talk show that was discussing fences. Kieth had called in and commented that from space, one couldn't see fences [well, aside from teh Great Wall]. Another caller came back with the 'Go back where you came from!' crack. Keith's response, "I camped out in his backyard." (snerk))

Re: I camped out in his backyard

[lots42.livejournal.com]

You can't see the Great Wall of china from space, that's just an urban legend

Re: I camped out in his backyard

[minisinoo.livejournal.com]

Really? That makes his point even better. (g)

[ficangel.livejournal.com]

See, you have to think about the poor Fundies here. They were all primed to get their armageddon, just to have it yanked away. Proof that God is cruel.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_redpanda_/]

*shudder* I would do phone sex before I would do telemarketing. In fact-- *cough* Never mind. *G*

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

You'd be amazed how many guys are so cheap that instead of actually dialing a real phone sex line, they'd listen to me try to pitch them a crappy credit card.

It's nice to know that my voice is so sexy -- I refuse to believe that guys were driven to jerk off to a 19% interest rate and a free telephone.

[sabotabby]

As if I needed another reason to lust over Johnny Depp. Although my favourite is still that British Al Qaida goof quipping, "America is like drunken policeman," in Vice Magazine.

[artemis-child.livejournal.com]

Heard about Johnny Depp's comment on the radio tonight driving back home - the Freedom Fries mafia is already putting out hit men on JD's movies *sigh*
::user watches the mob advance on movie theatres playing JD movies with pitchforks and torches::
Do you think these people have been hanging with/are related to the fanpoodles or something, because the inability to handle criticism in any way, shape or form is staggering!?!

[tocomfortyou.livejournal.com]

Doesn't that just give you the mental image of somebody shouting, "Yeah, well, if you don't like it, then you can just leave!", suddenly realizing Johnny lives in France, and getting smacked repeatedly upside the head with his own cliche?

BWAHA. *chuckles heartily*