Haunting Yahoo News ...

[apocalypsos]

Hee. There's a news story on Yahoo that says Johnny Depp said the United States is behaving like a big, dumb puppy. Doesn't that just give you the mental image of somebody shouting, "Yeah, well, if you don't like it, then you can just leave!", suddenly realizing Johnny lives in France, and getting smacked repeatedly upside the head with his own cliche?

Love the crack about "freedom" fries. That had to be one of the more idiotic things I'd ever seen. All it did for me was give me a mental image of Mr. Potato Head dipped in blue wode and castrating every Burger King employee he came across.

"And now you know why all restaurants are Taco Bell, Billy." *user giggles*

Oh, and if anybody ever wonders what it's like to be a telemarketer, this article's the best representation I've ever seen of what working in the field is like. Sort of like torture, but with more mind-numbing pain and fewer bamboo shoots shoved under your fingernails. Okay, so maybe not that many fewer, but still.

And this really sucks. I could stand for some quality armageddon around here, especially the sort of armageddon that eliminates my credit card debt. *user nods solemnly*

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[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

You'd be amazed how many guys are so cheap that instead of actually dialing a real phone sex line, they'd listen to me try to pitch them a crappy credit card.

It's nice to know that my voice is so sexy -- I refuse to believe that guys were driven to jerk off to a 19% interest rate and a free telephone.