Something to pass time ...

[apocalypsos]

In honor of Kansas debating on whether to teach evolution or creationism, tell me how we got here, and be as creative as possible. :)

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[the-lizard-rat.livejournal.com]

I took a dump on an asteroid, and we're nothing but the fetid bacteria growing from the decomposition of said dumpings.

Wanna know something worse? What if our planet is a real mistake --- we have none of the "elements" common to the universe and in fact what we DO have, no one wants or needs, so the intelligent races put a marker close to this system saying "THIS PLACE SUCKS".

That and our Mt. Dew is toxic to all forms of intelligent life.

Or we could be simulated characters in someone's computer screen, a la The Sims or whathaveyou.

Lizard Rat out.
Babbling his brains out in Albany NY