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[apocalypsos]

Last night, Lieutenant Asshat slept in the office. Let me repeat that. He SLEPT in the OFFICE overnight.

*headdesk*

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[dragonsinger.livejournal.com]

Sounds rather uncomfortable.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I'm still trying to figure out if he slept on a desk (Wha-huh?), in a chair (Ouch), or on the floor (Ewwwwwww).

[dragonsinger.livejournal.com]

Do you really want to know?

Well...

[seferin.livejournal.com]

was he late to work the next day?

[boozinjoebubala.livejournal.com]

his old lady might have booted his ass out of the house.

[minotaurs.livejournal.com]

OK, why? I think the one and only time I've spent the night at work was when I worked in a bar and... well.. I'm sure you don't want to hear *that* sordid tale.

[cikevin.livejournal.com]

Was it work-related office sleeping? As deadlines loomed, I have pulled all-nighters with a couple of hours of sleep on the floor of my office.

Not anymore, of course. I did that when I was younger and crazy. :)

[hawklaw.livejournal.com]

And nobody stuck his hand in a bowl of warm water?

[elbiesee.livejournal.com]

Or froze his undershorts?

Or put shaving cream in his hand and tickled his nose?

[coyotegoth.livejournal.com]

I've done that *hides face*

[foresthouse.livejournal.com]

Like, "fell asleep and forgot to leave," or like "brought a sleeping bag because he is homeless"?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I think it was more like "Waited for a truck, truck driver never showed, fell asleep in the office and woke up at four A.M. when everybody else was showing up again."

[foresthouse.livejournal.com]

Aww. I could almost feel sorry for the Asshat.