Good morning, children! Who'd like some movie trailers?

[apocalypsos]

George Romero's Land of the Dead -- Yay, zombies!

The Greatest Game Ever Played -- It's a Disney movie about the 1913 US Open starring Shia LaBeouf. Yeah, I'm not sure I want to see it, either. (Of course, it'd be really nice if the trailer would play on my computer so I could judge that for certain. Stupid Apple.)

Save the Green Planet -- I just ... I just don't know. *mind boggles*

The Ninth Day -- I can just see some movie executive saying, "Could this trailer be slightly more forboding? Thanks!"

Wedding Crashers -- *headsmack*

Meanwhile, a boy found a snake in his cereal box. Hey, that's no fair. I never got toy surprises that cool before.

U.S. Can't Account for $100 Million Spent in Iraq -- *sigh*

Crusades movie walks tight religious tightrope -- I only post that link for the headline. Department of Redundancy Department, anyone?

EDIT: I just noticed that the two wankers from my mock_the_stupid post are married. I feel like I should report this to a wank community, but I just can't bring myself to do it.