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[apocalypsos]

Shaquille O'Neal moonlighting as undercover officer in Miami.

There's not enough Whiskey Tango Foxtrot in the world for that mental image.

Comments

[dragonwhishes.livejournal.com]

Maybe he's actually in another city, and the media is trying to make everybody think he's in Miami?

... I'm really trying to make this make sense.

[callmesyd.livejournal.com]

Well, assuming you don't, y'know, BLOW HIS COVER... he'd be a decent undercover cop. You look at Shaq and say "YOU SUCK AT BASKETBALL AND ACTING", not "OH SHIT THE COPS". :>

[dragonwhishes.livejournal.com]

*snickers*

I think he might be a good undercover cop, personally. But eh, that's just me.

I DID TAKE MY SANITY PILLS, WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT?!?