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May. 26th, 2005 08:30 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosShaquille O'Neal moonlighting as undercover officer in Miami.
There's not enough Whiskey Tango Foxtrot in the world for that mental image.
There's not enough Whiskey Tango Foxtrot in the world for that mental image.
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Date: 2005-05-27 12:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-05-27 12:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-05-27 01:16 am (UTC)He's gonna make a great UNDERCOVER OFFICER now that Yahoo! News has broadcasted it all over the internet.
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Date: 2005-05-27 01:21 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-05-27 03:18 am (UTC)... I'm really trying to make this make sense.
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Date: 2005-05-27 03:22 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-05-27 03:33 am (UTC)I think he might be a good undercover cop, personally. But eh, that's just me.
I DID TAKE MY SANITY PILLS, WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT?!?
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Date: 2005-05-27 01:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-05-27 04:16 am (UTC)'By day, a washed-up basketball player; at night, an...UNDERCOVER COP! With his former teammates as his partners, they Take on Crime...WITH THEIR MAD BASKETBALL SKILLZ!'
...Oh, come on. you can see it.
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Date: 2005-05-27 04:50 am (UTC)SHAQ: You couldn't hit a perp from the free-throw line.
AUDIENCE: OH SNAP
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Date: 2005-05-27 04:55 am (UTC)*marks up tiny point*
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Date: 2005-05-27 05:30 am (UTC)(I'll be hiding over here.)
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Date: 2005-05-27 05:36 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-05-27 01:31 pm (UTC)Which is appropriate, since he's been carrying the Heat for a few seasons now...
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Date: 2005-05-27 01:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-05-27 10:50 pm (UTC)