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[apocalypsos]

It turns out the cute electrician is dating someone. (Whether that someone is male or female is still being debated, since knowing my track record with guys I've liked, it could go either way.)

So here's what I was thinking. I'm quitting my job and starting a dating services specifically for guys, just so that I can use my apparent magical abilities for the good of mankind. Here's how it'll go -- a guy will get cleaned up, groomed and dressed by professionals, and the second he is revealed to me and I think, "Hey, he's kind of cute," my superpowers will kick in and the guy will suddenly discover he's happily dating a very nice, very pretty girl with absolutely no faults. Either that, or he'll suddenly become gay.

Either way, I'll make millions, I tell you! MILLIONS! *cackles maniacally*

Comments

[conuly]

Obviously, he's just not good enough for you, and you deserve better. *nodnodnod*

[valerie]

If you can fine-tune that to exclusively making the guys gay, I'll totally front you startup cash :P

[elessar.livejournal.com]

LOL I know that feeling XD

[divabat.livejournal.com]

So you're basically going to hire the Queer Eye folk to help find dates for you?

[muffytaj.livejournal.com]

But what would you do with the non-cut eones who suddenly develop an affection for you?

Make them duel to the death for your hand! Only your hand though, they can't have the rest.