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[apocalypsos]

Note to self: Drinking a forty-ounce bottle of Smirnoff might be a bad idea, considering that with your height and body weight, it would probably be entirely possible to have yourself stuffed back into the bottle after you empty it. Ack.

Huh. This is a funny angle to be sitting at.

EDIT: Try applying nail polish when you're drunk. Go ahead. You end up with bronze nail polish on body parts you never even knew existed. Or at least, I do, anyways. Then again, it ends up that way when I'm sober ... just now, I've got an excuse and all.

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[deadspiders.livejournal.com]

It would be an even funnier angle if you were stuffed into the bottle. (*sage nod*)

Yes, because nail-polish fumes are just what I need after a night out. :P