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So my brother told me the story of how my mom found out about the sex. The whole thing went a little something like this.

Bryan: *in living room*
Girlfriend: *taking a shower*
Phone: *rings*
Bryan: Hello?
Mom: Bryan?
Bryan: Oh, hi, Mom.
Mom: Hey, where did you sleep last night?
Bryan: *long pause* ... in the garage.
Mom: Where in the garage?
Bryan: *long pause* ... on the couch?
Mom: Wasn't your girlfriend on the couch?
Bryan: *longer pause* ... yeeeeeees.
Mom: ...
Bryan: ...
Mom: I'm hanging up.

He tells it better, I swear. *giggles*

EDIT: He also told me about how before he and the girlfriend started dating, he was afraid he'd lose her to his Brazilian friend Paolo who can do backflips. When I was suitably impressed, he gave me this quote in a bad accent: "Yeah, when he wakes up in the morning, it's like, 'Oh, this laundry hamper is in my way. I think I'll just backflip over it on the way to my toothbrush.'"

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