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[apocalypsos]

So my brother told me the story of how my mom found out about the sex. The whole thing went a little something like this.

Bryan: *in living room*
Girlfriend: *taking a shower*
Phone: *rings*
Bryan: Hello?
Mom: Bryan?
Bryan: Oh, hi, Mom.
Mom: Hey, where did you sleep last night?
Bryan: *long pause* ... in the garage.
Mom: Where in the garage?
Bryan: *long pause* ... on the couch?
Mom: Wasn't your girlfriend on the couch?
Bryan: *longer pause* ... yeeeeeees.
Mom: ...
Bryan: ...
Mom: I'm hanging up.

He tells it better, I swear. *giggles*

EDIT: He also told me about how before he and the girlfriend started dating, he was afraid he'd lose her to his Brazilian friend Paolo who can do backflips. When I was suitably impressed, he gave me this quote in a bad accent: "Yeah, when he wakes up in the morning, it's like, 'Oh, this laundry hamper is in my way. I think I'll just backflip over it on the way to my toothbrush.'"

Comments

[tinylegacies.livejournal.com]

How old is your brother again? I think my mom would have flayed me.

And *giggle* re: Paolo the backflipper.

[wer-bin-ich.livejournal.com]

LOL...your brother sounds awesome.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

He's nineteen. It appears his big excuse with my parents seemed to be, "I don't do this often." Which somehow worked, the spoiled brat.

[pixiewildfire.livejournal.com]

Your brother sounds awesome. Hahahaa.

[trishalynn.livejournal.com]

I'm betting 5 more comments until a baby-making offer.

[vass]

OMG. Your brother's girlfriend used to date Dick Grayson?

[muffytaj.livejournal.com]

Well, although your brother is cool, personally I would have gone for the flipping Brazilian. Because dude, think of the bedroom activities!

Although if you brother were a backflipping Brazilian with his levels of stupidity/amusingness/humour I think girls would be battering down the doors.

(hah, your brother is just one year older than me. I feel so much older than him for some reason)

[shadowcat]

*is laughing*

I always love hearing things about your brother...but I have to agree that I would have gone for the back-flipping Brazilian because...wow...

[garsha.livejournal.com]

See, now I wouldn't go for the back-flipping Brazilian, because, really, stalking worshiping (sp?) trollprincess would be so much easier if I were dating her brother. And besides, that comment he made just proves that the funny runs in the family.