Random stupid thought ...

[apocalypsos]

You know how Chewbacca would roar and growl, and Han would just go, "You said it, Chewie," or something equally vague? Wouldn't it be funny if what Chewie was really saying was something along the lines of, "You idiot, I wasn't even saying anything! What the hell -- oh, you're trying to make it look like you actually understand what I'm saying, aren't you? Oh, that's funny, that's real funny. Dumbass."

And later on, Han "taught" Leia and Luke what Chewie was saying and then laughed his ass off at them all. Then he threatened C3PO to play along or he'd cut off his transistors at the wire plugs or some-whosa-whatsits.

Hee. I think I like the "Star Wars" in my head better.

(I also think R2D2 wasn't really talking when he beeped, he just had an Annoying Dork Alarm(TM) installed, which was why he usually talked more around C3PO and Luke. Which makes a weird sort of sense to me, but then again, doesn't everything?)

Comments

[crantz.livejournal.com]

now, see, the R2D2 thing makes sense.

I covet your icon.

[sabotabby]

Hee.

How do I train my cat to do that? He could take pot shots at the drunken frat boys that are all over my street.

Our theories.

[frito-kal.livejournal.com]

Chewie had one line of dialogue and it was always

"I's NAKKED!"

On the other hand, R2D2's dialogue consisted of "Come on, Threepio, just tell them you're gay. No, they won't be mad. Seriously."

[deadspiders.livejournal.com]

:D Isn't there a Far Side comic like that, where the Lone Ranger's an old man looking up an Apache dictionary, and he learns that "Kemosabe" actually means "horses' rear end"?

I think I'd be a Star Wars fan if the real one took the piss out of Han more. :P