My alcohoroscope
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LIBRA
Drinking style
"I'm jusht a social drinker," slurs Libra, "it's jusht that I'm so damn social?" Libra loves nothing more than to party, mingle and relate to everyone. Whether dipped in favor of Good Libra (with Insta-Friend device set to "on") or heavier on the Evil Libra side (they are little instigators when bored), the Scales can really work a room. Charming as they are, Libras are notoriously lacking in self-control, however, which can get them into all sorts of trouble -- including wearing their wobbly boots waaaay too early in the evening, flirting with their best friend's beau or even blacking out the night's events entirely. Oops! *user blushes and tries desperately not to look as if she resembles that remark*
Trademark cocktails
Aesthetic Libras like pretty, pouffy drinks like a pink lady or a brandy Alexander. That's the influence of Venus, their ruling planet, which also gives them a horror of crudely named potions like Sex on the Beach. They must mean Libras who didn't grow up in my family and get offered drinks with worse names at Christmas dinners and other family gatherings. We're not exactly a teetotaling(sp?) crowd, and we sure as hell don't blush over drink names. They're fine with "normal" guzzles like apple martinis, but every Libra secretly just wants Champagne, and lots of it. Except for me, who likes Smirnoff, Mike's, Sky Blue, strawberry daquiris and margaritas, and that's it. I'm picky like that.
Drinking buddies
Jimmy Carter, Simon Cowell, Ani DiFranco (cool), Janeane Garofalo (cool), Hugh Jackman (woohoo!), Martina Navratilova, Gwyneth Paltrow (ick), Sting (oooo), Oscar Wilde (yes!! now that's just too cool), Catherine Zeta-Jones (uh, you know what? I'll pass)
LIBRA
Drinking style
"I'm jusht a social drinker," slurs Libra, "it's jusht that I'm so damn social?" Libra loves nothing more than to party, mingle and relate to everyone. Whether dipped in favor of Good Libra (with Insta-Friend device set to "on") or heavier on the Evil Libra side (they are little instigators when bored), the Scales can really work a room. Charming as they are, Libras are notoriously lacking in self-control, however, which can get them into all sorts of trouble -- including wearing their wobbly boots waaaay too early in the evening, flirting with their best friend's beau or even blacking out the night's events entirely. Oops! *user blushes and tries desperately not to look as if she resembles that remark*
Trademark cocktails
Aesthetic Libras like pretty, pouffy drinks like a pink lady or a brandy Alexander. That's the influence of Venus, their ruling planet, which also gives them a horror of crudely named potions like Sex on the Beach. They must mean Libras who didn't grow up in my family and get offered drinks with worse names at Christmas dinners and other family gatherings. We're not exactly a teetotaling(sp?) crowd, and we sure as hell don't blush over drink names. They're fine with "normal" guzzles like apple martinis, but every Libra secretly just wants Champagne, and lots of it. Except for me, who likes Smirnoff, Mike's, Sky Blue, strawberry daquiris and margaritas, and that's it. I'm picky like that.
Drinking buddies
Jimmy Carter, Simon Cowell, Ani DiFranco (cool), Janeane Garofalo (cool), Hugh Jackman (woohoo!), Martina Navratilova, Gwyneth Paltrow (ick), Sting (oooo), Oscar Wilde (yes!! now that's just too cool), Catherine Zeta-Jones (uh, you know what? I'll pass)
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No, this doesn't fit me at ALL....
AQUARIUS
Drinking style
Aquarius and drinking don't go together that well (except for water, that is). They have an innate tendency toward know-it-allism, and if they get an idea while sizzled, they're more stubborn than a stain or a stone. If they're throwing a party or organizing an outing, however, they're too preoccupied with their duties to get combative -- and they make perfectly charming drunks in that case. Fortunately, they're usually capital drink-nursers. They also make the best designated drivers (if you can get them before they start raising their wrist): Aquarius is fascinated by drunk people and capable of holding interesting conversations with soused strangers while sober.
Trademark cocktails
Aquarius is likely to order stuff most people have never heard of: a capirinha, Satan's whiskers, a negroni, an Arthur Tompkins. They like to stump the bartender. This sign rules the color electric blue and would be pleased by any tipple featuring blue curacao. They also rule the olive tree, so pour the juice into that dirty martini.
Drinking buddies
Jennifer Aniston, Ellen DeGeneres, Dr. Dre, Matt Groening, Ashton Kutcher, Ronald Reagan, Christina Ricci, Justin Timberlake, Oprah Winfrey, Elijah Wood