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[apocalypsos]

A meme pick up from penknife:

First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.

Okay ...

1. Veronica Mars
2. Jayne Cobb
3. Captain Jack Harkness
4. Bobby Drake
5. Faith Lehane
6. Jubilation Lee
7. Sarah Connor
8. Chris Perry Halliwell
9. Jake Foley
10. Hugo "Hurley" Reyes
11. Logan Echolls
12. Shawn Farrell

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

No, but now I have a plotbunny and I hate you for it. (Logan Echolls and Jubilee ... Jesus, the West Coast would implode.)

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Oh, yes, Bobby is hot. Not in a swooning-all-over-him-after-I-get-past-the-spazzing-fangirls sort of way, but in a best-friend-who's-fun-to-hang-out-with-and-is-snarky-and-just-happens-to-be-cute kind of way.

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Shawn got Chris pregnant ... well, hell, I don't know what would happen, but I do know I would pay to watch the conception.

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?

Well, if you haven't read the definitive Jake Foley fic, Geek of Steel by taraljc, you're missing out.

Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Jayne Cobb and Jubilee?! Bwahahahahaha!

*senses something sniffing at my foot*

... oh, crap, another plotbunny.

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Well, I think I'd pick Faith/Jake over Faith/Hurley, simply for the visual (Goddamn plotbunnies! *punts bunny across the room*), but at the same time I would pay for Faith to hook up with Hurley. I think Faith would get a kick out of his personality (no, really) and nobody ever lets Hurley get lucky.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Okay, Sarah walks in on Jayne and Shawn having sex? Yeah, like she'd give a shit. Actually, I think she'd use the opportunity of Jayne being occupied to boost Vera and play with her for a while. (Jayne Cobb/Sarah Connor ... now, there's a fic that needs writing.)

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Captain Jack Harkness is missing two years worth of memories, and the only person who may hold the key to getting them back is a very large, very snarky castaway named Hurley. (Hell if I know. *shrugs*)

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Yeah, I think there could easily be Veronica/Chris fluff. Both of them could be particularly cuddly with the right people.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Hmm, Sarah/Shawn ... she knows the end of the world is coming, he can heal people ... then again, the timeline's all screwed up for them to ever meet, but still ... hell, I'll just pick "Bittersweet Symphony", if only because that's what's on my Zen right now.

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?

Urgh. Bobby's deflowering Veronica? A little difficult, since it's already been done, but if we're making it sort of a do-over ... well, he does bear a striking resemblance to Troy. ;)

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

I highly doubt it. I don't think I know more than maybe one or two people who've written Terminator fic, and it sure wasn't slash.

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Just het? I don't think any of us are really limiting ourselves to het with Jack.

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

I haven't seen anyone draw Logan, but I know for a fact there are dozens of you who write him.

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Jayne/Bobby/Faith? What, you mean like for my birthday? 'Cause I'd really love to read that.

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

I ... really don't want to know.

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?

Erm ... well, "Strict Machine" by Goldfrapp makes me think of Chris, but since songfic gives me hives, uh, NO.

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?

Well, slash and threesome. And chan, I guess, depending on which version of Jubilee we're using.

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?

I ... can't really picture Jayne using a pick-up line on Hurley. Or doing anything with Hurley, actually.

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

A while ago, I guess.

Comments

[agilebrit.livejournal.com]

*looks at list of characters I made for this meme*

*brain breaks*

[corruptedjasper.livejournal.com]

Well, slash and threesome. And chan, I guess, depending on which version of Jubilee we're using.

Chan? Is that for, uh, underage, via the Japanese?

[tinylegacies.livejournal.com]

Urgh. Bobby's deflowering Veronica? A little difficult, since it's already been done, but if we're making it sort of a do-over ... well, he does bear a striking resemblance to Troy. ;)


OMG - *beats off the plot bunnies*

Yeah, I think there could easily be Veronica/Chris fluff. Both of them could be particularly cuddly with the right people.


*runs and hides from the plot bunnies*

No, but now I have a plotbunny and I hate you for it. (Logan Echolls and Jubilee ... Jesus, the West Coast would implode.)


I'll give you a cookie if you write that!

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I'll give you a cookie if you write that!

I probably will ... just as soon as I write the plotbunny that's been swallowing my head all day. ;) (This one, I swear by all that is holy I will tonight. It's just that tempting.)