All right, that's it.

[apocalypsos]

I'm running off to join the circus. Who's with me?

Dibs on being the lion tamer! Seeing as how I already have the lion in my icon and all. :)

Comments

[newredshoes]

Yes, but do you have a hat? And are you sure they're lions and not anteaters?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Well, I can get a hat. I still have a top hat somewhere from when I was a dead magician's assistant for Halloween. :)

As for whether or not they're lions or anteaters, I suppose it's a matter of letting them loose in the ring and seeing which ones eat the ants on the ground and which ones lick my face off ... literally.

[xturtle.livejournal.com]

Can I ride an elephant?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I don't see why not, as long as the elephant will let you. :)

[pie-is-good.livejournal.com]

I totally call being an acrobat.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Good call. I would have been an acrobat, but I'm just not bouncy enough. Not even in my imagination. *sigh*

[pie-is-good.livejournal.com]

I used to be bouncy enough. Not anymore, but it would be way cool.

[jedilora.livejournal.com]

Ooh! I wanna be the barker! I yell realllllly loud sometimes.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

*hands you a sparkly coat and an optional bullhorn*

[jedilora.livejournal.com]

Sparklies! Always awesome.

[lakidaa.livejournal.com]

Oooh, can I be the horse trainer?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Sure, but I don't know how much training they'll need. We just got one that does algebra, to go with the pretty pink pony who synthesizes complex nucleotides.

[lakidaa.livejournal.com]

Cool. Makes my job easier.

Can I have a tophat too?

[anonymous_sibyl]

I'm in. I'll bring the sequins for everyone's outfits. And some glitter. You can never have enough glitter.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Good idea.

Then again, I think you reach a point of glitter saturation when it starts to coat the interior of the lungs.

[glittercat13.livejournal.com]

Not so. Then, you just start to exhale sparkles! Wheeeeeeeee!!!!!! :>

[mayhemwench.livejournal.com]

Can I be the creepy carnie who runs the freak show? And then have the surprise twist at the end be that I'm a freak too?

*read a story like that once* It was either in More Scary Stories 1738922793 or something by Disney. I can't remember.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Sure, but only if you've actually seen Freaks. (Have you? Because if you haven't, DVD NOW. That movie's friggin' creepy.)

[mayhemwench.livejournal.com]

YES! *loves that movie* Especially as, 90% of the time, I'm the only one who gets references to the infamous "One of us" scene.

I need to watch that again. *heads to Netflix*

[drewbeartx.livejournal.com]

I am *SO* the slightly creepy Ringmaster! I have my own bizarre thrown-together outfit, too!

"Now! Cast your gaze to the third ring, where Fernando the Amazing Elephant is juggling clowns! ON FIRE!!!"

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

There should be a band called Clowns on Fire. 'Cause every time I'd hear their name, I wouldn't be able to stop giggling. :)

[wtfbrain.livejournal.com]

Oooh, can I be the slightly whacked-out psychic lady with the funky-smelling trailer? (The good kind of funky, of course.)

[elessar.livejournal.com]

Oooh Oooh me! I'll totally train the seals. I've always wanted to train seals.

[kirana-44.livejournal.com]

I'm in. Can I play with snakes?

[coyotegoth.livejournal.com]

Been there, done that ;)