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[apocalypsos]

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are expecting a baby together.

I take it back. Britney Spears will be a wonderful mother.

EDIT: Not that I think that Katie Holmes will be a bad mother, unless passing on the gene that makes you easily brainwashed makes you a horrible parent.

Comments

[theliel.livejournal.com]

well, being easly hypnotised is supposed to be genetic...

[robyn-ma.livejournal.com]

The only way this news could be more maggot-gagging would be if they picked Dick Cheney as the kid's godfather and he came over to your house with photos of the baby.

[pinkywundrgrrl.livejournal.com]

Yet another sign that the apocalypse is coming.

[namey.livejournal.com]

*sigh* Waste of perfectly good cuteness.

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

... Those two just get wackier and wackier. It's only a matter of time before they start sharing an apartment with an extremely camp ballet dancer and Wesley Snipes.

[ruuger]

Ew, ew, ew! There are Tom Cruise germs in the genepool now.

[theliel.livejournal.com]

I thought he spawned some zerglings with Nicole whasshername awhile back?

[ruuger]

I seem to remember they were adopted, but then again, I also remember that it was because dear Tom was gay impotent unable to have kids.

[ladynaberrie.livejournal.com]

I seem to remember about the same.

funny that...

[theliel.livejournal.com]

was watching mind of mencia and it was repeat of the first episode.

he was making a ncomment about how katie holmes wanted to "stay a virgin" until they got married:)

[99catsaway.livejournal.com]

MORE SCIENTOLOGISTS?!! UGH.

[silmaril.livejournal.com]

That's one thing we don't have to worry about. The usual "rebellious teenager" thing would work against that.

....I hope.

[anne-jumps.livejournal.com]

What trips me out is that when she was a girl/teen, she had posters of him in her room and dreamed of marrying him. And now she's married to him and having his baby -- IT'S THE AMERICAN DREAM.

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

Kind of like Guy Ritchie and Madonna, or Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore.

... Who says Hollywood isn't Gender Equal?

[guinwhyte.livejournal.com]

Actually, they're not married yet and still haven't set a date.

[anne-jumps.livejournal.com]

...She's still having his baby.
As I was writing that, I was trying to remember if they were actually married, but I swear Tom has called her "my wife."

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

And it's unlikely they'll officially announce a set date, considering what the paparazzi do with that sort of information. We'll just find out one weekend they ran off to Vegas or got married after Sunday dinner at home or something.

[lezopez.livejournal.com]

so... Tom Cruise not gay?

[manynames.livejournal.com]

Two words: turkey baster.

[smallship1.livejournal.com]

From elsewhere on my flist, coincidentally:

Life is like a game of cards. The hand you are dealt is determinism; the way you play it is free will
--Jawaharlal Nehru

The genes will be the hand the child is dealt. Let's not write him or her off as a Scientologist just yet.

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

One word: Nurture. Two words: Parental brainwashing.

Scientology makes its money by brainwashing adults. Children don't stand a chance.

[smallship1.livejournal.com]

And most if not all children rebel against their parents, particularly in matters of religion. Otherwise there might not be any Scientologists at all. I'm not saying s/he will, of course, and if you're determined to accept that their power over the human mind is absolute I'm sure they'll take it as a compliment...

[tinylegacies.livejournal.com]

*headdesk*

[ladynaberrie.livejournal.com]

And the world gets one more person dumber...

[prettybird.livejournal.com]

Batshit crazy is breeding. Great.

[viciouswishes.livejournal.com]

So he's trying to prove he's not impotent or gay?