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Sep. 16th, 2003 09:05 amI write like a guy?! But ... but ... but my name is trollprincess, for crying out loud!
So how the hell do I remedy the situation? OOO, I know --
BREASTS! BREASTS, BREASTS, BREASTS!
Would that work? Oh, wait --
MY BREASTS! MY BREASTS WHICH ARE ATTACHED TO MY CHEST AND WERE NOT PUT THERE BY A PLASTIC SURGEON AFTER A FIVE THOUSAND DOLLAR BAR BET!
Hmm. Much better.
EDIT: On second thought, that might not work, either. As Hugh Grant said in Notting Hill, "Meat Loaf has a very nice pair."
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Date: 2003-09-16 06:32 am (UTC)oh by the by, I added you. hope you don't mind. if you do, you can kick me. ;]
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Date: 2003-09-16 06:36 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-09-16 06:41 am (UTC)I think you need to mention "menstruation" or "glitter" several times per entry for that thing to register any femininity. So far, everyone I know who's actually female is apparently male.
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Date: 2003-09-16 07:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-09-16 10:13 am (UTC)