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My journal says I'm 55% masculine.
What does your LJ writing style say about your gender?
LJ Gender Tool by [livejournal.com profile] hutta


I write like a guy?! But ... but ... but my name is trollprincess, for crying out loud!

So how the hell do I remedy the situation? OOO, I know --

BREASTS! BREASTS, BREASTS, BREASTS!

Would that work? Oh, wait --

MY BREASTS! MY BREASTS WHICH ARE ATTACHED TO MY CHEST AND WERE NOT PUT THERE BY A PLASTIC SURGEON AFTER A FIVE THOUSAND DOLLAR BAR BET!

Hmm. Much better.

EDIT: On second thought, that might not work, either. As Hugh Grant said in Notting Hill, "Meat Loaf has a very nice pair."

Date: 2003-09-16 06:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] itmustbebunnies.livejournal.com
that's one of the weirdest quizzes I've seen. but it still makes me giggle.
oh by the by, I added you. hope you don't mind. if you do, you can kick me. ;]

Date: 2003-09-16 06:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jenboo.livejournal.com
My journal says I'm 57% masculine. Go figure. More evidence that I am, indeed, a gay man in a woman's body. *g*

Date: 2003-09-16 06:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deadspiders.livejournal.com
Ha. I am far more masculine than you, at 58% manly. Watch me strut.

I think you need to mention "menstruation" or "glitter" several times per entry for that thing to register any femininity. So far, everyone I know who's actually female is apparently male.

Date: 2003-09-16 07:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cmstephens.livejournal.com
I got 56% masculine... I wonder what effect more mentions of pro wrestling would have...

Date: 2003-09-16 10:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ficangel.livejournal.com
52% male here.

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