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BWAH! I love the fact that Phil pointed out that Brock got blamed for Daddy Rogers's mistake last week.

Non-elimination leg tonight, methinks.

I like those bits from previous seasons, even when I didn't get to watch said seasons. :)

And now we get our first plane flight. And yay for Charleston! The buildings are pretty there!

Dulles? Ick.

Oh, Megan, your brothers will never listen to you. That's kind of the thing with brothers.

Great. Just what the Amazing Bathmat needed -- dorky dances.

"Wide loads are the worst." And watch as the Linz family behaves like a bunch of children.

Oh, for fuck's sake. This season isn't that bad so far (well, it's not awful), aside from the fucking Paolos.

I suppose pointing out that it's two minutes that could go either way when the planes land is a waste of time.

You can't believe it ran out of seats? It's a plane, for God's sake. They don't have infinite numbers of seats on them.

Finally Hunter's actually showing some personality, aaaaaand it's a teenage boy who's annoyed by his stepmom. Wow, what a surprise.

DJ, nobody feels sorry for you because of your poor nagging mother, because guess what? You're worse, you asshole. Jesus.

Yes, Aiellos, we get that you don't like the Weavers. Which, hey, I'm not going to argue you on it, because they bug me, too, but still.

Uh, no, I haven't seen Forrest Gump a million times, because my first reaction wasn't, "But Forrest was from Alabama, and he went shrimping in Louisiana." No, I didn't. *shifty eyes*

"Shrimp juice in my socks ... what's with that?" *snerk*

"We were going great guns, though." Yeah, and then you jinxed yourselves.

Sixth attempt? Damn.

I would laugh hysterically if the Gaghans do well at this.

A mystery destination? Coooool. (Well, it could be cool, in any event.)

Go, Gaghans! That was really awesome.

The Pnik Ladies are on the first bus? *gags*

Oh, the Aiellos are so freaking screwed at this rate. (Who do I have to pay for the Paolos's boat to sink instead?)

YAY! They finally got it!

Can ALL of you close your mouth for five minutes? Sheesh.

I hope you people all slept on that bus.

HEE! Phil at 3.2 Gees amuses me. :)

Megan was at Spacecamp? I think she's a little bit cooler now.

Well, it would be the Linz boys if one of them wasn't making a crack about bodily functions.

They've lost all subtlety about the pimping of AOL, haven't they? (Notice how I say that like they ever had any subtlety.)

Oh, my God, the Bransens made it first? *eye roll* FREE GASOLINE FOR LIFE?! Oh, now I'm really regretting not convincing my family to be on the show.

The Weavers need to stop the whining, because, honestly? Everybody on that bus went throught the same shit. And whatever the hell they were doing when they came out of the bathroom wasn't funny or silly, it was annoying and just a wee bit creepy.

It's like a drinking game, but instead of drinking whenever one of the Weavers asks God or Jesus for anything, I fight the urge to scream, "GOD IS IN THE TUB!"

I wonder if the Gaghans will let either of the kids do it.

Jesus, the Paolos can even argue at 3 gees? Yuck.

Oh, watch the Paolos get lost and get there last and it ends up being a non-elim.

GODDAMN IT. I don't want last place to be between one of my favorite teams and the team I hate most.

*HEADDESK*
*HEADDESK*
*HEADDESK*

Oh, damn it. I liked the Aiellos.

Next week: The Pink Ladies all burst into tears, and the producers prove that they can be sick fucks by sending the Weavers to a place exactly like the place where their dad died. Fun times! (Except not.)

Date: 2005-10-12 02:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elbiesee.livejournal.com
Damn it. The Aiellos were one of my favorites. And they get beat by a buncha assholes.

Phooey. Maybe I should watch Commander in Chief until the next season.

(And if you need a TAR teammate, I'd love to... my fiance won't, because planes are involved.)

Date: 2005-10-12 02:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apocalypsos.livejournal.com
I just ... GOD. I am this close to going back in time, getting a biology degree, obtaining DNA from fossilized mosquitos, and cloning a Tyrannosaurus specifically so that I can get my wish and feed the entire Paolo family to dinosaurs. I mean, we're looking at Jonathan-and-Victoria level hatred here, which is pretty impressive considering I'm having to split it four ways.

Date: 2005-10-12 02:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elbiesee.livejournal.com
That's an impressive amount of hate. Wow.

But your method of Paolo annihilation makes me smile.

Date: 2005-10-12 02:45 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] valerie
Damn freaking TAR.

I swear, with my fave team gone, it's getting to the point where I'd rather watch Romber, Colin & Christie, and Mirna over and over again rather than watch this.

And it would totally suck for the Bransens if they didn't live near any BP stations :P

Date: 2005-10-12 02:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apocalypsos.livejournal.com
Once the Gaghans go, it won't be worth watching for me anymore this season. When I'm grading everybody else according to who's the least repellent, that's not right.

And for free gas for life, I'd move. ;)

In the interviews

Date: 2005-10-12 05:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aexia.livejournal.com
Did you catch the sort of "scared straight" look the Paolos had when discussing how off the rails the Weavers were?

Date: 2005-10-12 04:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] denial-girl.livejournal.com
"As you can see, gravity is working on me right now."

I love it when Phil's a dork.

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