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Dec. 6th, 2005 11:38 amI could swear I've read the male Christian conservative opinion on Brokeback Mountain before, but
anglepoiselamp linked to it again and quoted this line from it:
The young ladies who are fans of Gyllenhaal and Ledger do not want to see them making out.
That line kills me dead. Because -- and this is just a theory, mind you -- I'm pretty sure I could have sex with an ugly guy I hated in the same room as Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal having a wild, hot homosexual fling on the other side of the room, and have it be the best sex I could ever have just from keeping my head turned in the right direction to watch every sexy minute of them doing it.
The young ladies who are fans of Gyllenhaal and Ledger do not want to see them making out.
That line kills me dead. Because -- and this is just a theory, mind you -- I'm pretty sure I could have sex with an ugly guy I hated in the same room as Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal having a wild, hot homosexual fling on the other side of the room, and have it be the best sex I could ever have just from keeping my head turned in the right direction to watch every sexy minute of them doing it.