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What I'd Like For Christmas

Supernatural

-- Something long and episodic with no Wincest, a likable Damsel, and a halfway decent evil thing to defeat. I overdosed on the first ten episodes and now I'm going through withdrawal, and I want something that reads like a real episode.
-- Genderswap fic that lasts more than twenty-four hours. You know, something a little more serious than a twenty-four-hour vagina flu. In fact, if they could be stuck as girls waaaay too long so that they get uncomfortably used to it, I would dig that.
-- In the same vein, a fic where Sam had a big sister, not a big brother. And her name isn't Deanna or anything like that, and she's straight, but she's still a lot like Dean and she's still kind of the brawn.
-- I want Sam/Jess fic. Because honestly, AW.

The 4400

-- Shawn/Isabelle fic. No, really, I'm not getting over that concept anytime soon. Or ever.

Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle

-- What? Everybody's been mentioning that movie lately, and now I've got it stuck on my brain.

The 40-Year-Old Virgin

-- While we're at it ... heh. Somebody write that. Anything at all. I'm not picky.

Firefly

-- Rayne smut. Like, really raunchy smut. The kind that would make Mal pissed off and get him all flustered and speechless. ;)

Desperate Housewives

-- A crossover where one of the main characters isn't who or what they seem. Mike is a former Initiative member, Zach is a mutant ... whatever.

Sky High

-- The kids fighting crime as adults.

The Stand

-- A crossover with another fandom's characters reacting to the events in the novel. And for the record, I've read the Angel crossover and the ER crossover.

My Secret Identity

-- If somebody wants to write anything at this point, I'd appreciate it.

Terminator

-- Again, somebody who's not me write Terminator fic. I'll take anything, although John/Kate in the bunker gives me warm fuzzies, and I've got a thing for stories where Kyle survived.

X-Men movieverse

-- Since the new trailer has me in the mood for it, I really want some Bobby/Hank friendship fic.
-- The students-turned-team-members hanging out.
-- Just goofy, non-angsty superpowered high school hijinks.

House

-- I want a My Best Friend Is a Vampire crossover where Jeremy Capello and Wilson are the same person. Because I had that concept put into my head and OMG YES BWAHAHAHA.