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[apocalypsos]

I went out for a drive to burn off steam, but I still want to hit someone. Anybody want to be pummeled with my tiny, tiny fists? (Alternatively, if anybody wants to give me Ackles or Padalecki to play with, I wouldn't mind venting my energies that way, either.)

I ended up at Wal-mart. Seriously, if there's anything that'll make you feel better about your own life, it's going to Wal-mart in the middle of the night. GYAH, scary people. But now I have kielbasa and grapes and all kinds of my weird comfort foods, so now I'm a teensy bit better.

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[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm not so much afraid of it being read on air or anything -- I think that would happen the day after never -- but I am a little worried it'll make it into their hands nonetheless. The reunion show takes place at a bar and if it's anything like last year, they drink and socialize for a while before the interviews. My mental image is that everything is over and they're all hanging out, Santino whips it out and five minutes later Daniel and Andrae are all like, "We're doing what?!" and then everybody thinks it's the funniest and/or stupidest thing ever, and Diana (the geek) says, "Oh, yeah, I've read stuff like that with the LOTR actors," and everybody looks at her like she lobsters crawling out of her ears. (That entire scenario is in no small part fueled by jedilora pointing out that Santino bringing the fic could be ficfodder in and of itself, and ... well, my mind went there. :))

It goes to show my lack of knowledge of mixed drinks when my immediate reaction to reading about the Lumberjack Euphoria was, "Mmm, that sounds yummy!" rather than, "I'll bet that could peel the chrome off a Buick."

Oh, my little brother is the same way. The one night when I was staying at home, I had four of my mother's Smirnoffs and was pretty drunk for me (meaning twice as giddy and talkative as usual), and my brother came home and said, "How many did you drink?" When I told him, he said, "Jesus, I had ten beers the other night and I was fine!"

[laurelin-kit.livejournal.com]

Well, at least with the off-camera bar scenario, you'll never have to see them reading it.

and Diana (the geek) says, "Oh, yeah, I've read stuff like that with the LOTR actors," and everybody looks at her like she lobsters crawling out of her ears.

Hahaha!

And the concept of the Lumberjack Euphoria sounds all right until you think of the texture. And then, if you're me, you realize that the person who made it up also made up something called a Cheeto shot. It's a shot of vodka but with...wait for it...a single, sodden Cheeto in it. (This same guy is the stereotypical drunk catalyst. Every party he goes to, everyone gets twice as drunk as they would if he weren't there, simply because he repeats the phrase "You're not drunk enough," until you believe it.)