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[apocalypsos]

Well, anniesj did one, and then slodwick did one, and now I'm doing one ...

-- All of you people who will be ending your work week at five rather than starting it like some of us? I hate-a alla you so verra, verra much. (Except not, other than the way in which you won't be going to work like I will be.)

-- I feel like letting a plotbunny loose in the wilds of LJ. So here's one I never wrote ... an X-Men movieverse story in which something bad happens and Bobby runs off and decides to climb Mount Everest, and Rogue gets all worried (whether or not they'd still be together or just remain good friends, whatever) and begs Logan to go retrieve him. So then he goes there, and he and Bobby talk, and he decides to go with Bobby up the mountain. And of course they go up the mountain with some guy who starts to figure out that both of them are kind of ... well, cheating. I think the only reason I didn't write that one was because of the research I would have had to do. Plus, you know, I hate the cold THAT MUCH.

-- I made corn muffins today, and so far that's my biggest accomplishment.

-- Like anniesj and slodwick, I have never kissed a girl. Then again, I haven't kissed that many guys, either.

-- I think my chinchilla needs a hobby. Maybe I'll leave him some stamps.

-- I'm getting better at answering all of my fic feedback, so yay, me. :)

-- Sam had better use his powers on the show again soon, at least for the sake of my hormones.

-- If I had my choice, I'd stay home tonight and write Daniel/Andrae post-reunion fic.

-- This computer keeps acting the way it is, and we're taking this outside. It can have a switchblade, I'll take the broken liquor bottle, and bitch, it is ON.

-- I have never broken a bone. The closest I've ever come was one summer when I fell into a dried-up creek bed and bent my ankle at a hundred-degree angle so badly the ER doctor told me I would have been better off breaking it. I didn't walk for another four weeks or so unless I absolutely had to, and when I finally put weight on it again, I walked like a zombie until I had to go back to college.

-- I hated college. Just typing out the word gets me agitated.

-- You know what makes you feel better if you think you're either gaining weight or that you have a fat ass? Dancing to "Baby Got Back" or "Rumpshaker". Stupid, yes, but still.

-- According to the weathermen around here, it should start warming up in a week or so. Oh, thank GOD.

-- If I have to believe in God, I kinda hope He's like Dogma God and that Jesus was like Lamb Jesus. Which I'm not sure either one of them would appreciate.

-- Why do I always feel the urge to drink whatever I have that's alcoholic not long before my first day of work? Oh, wait, I answered my own question, didn't I?

-- For the first time ever, I might not be able to get out of work to watch the Oscars. GODDAMN IT. Fuckin' job.

-- I keep watching the reruns of Gilmore Girls on ABC Family (at least, I think that's what showing it) and end up being bitterly disappointed every time Dean's not in the episode. Although today was the episode where his wedding announcement was in the paper and Lorelei said something about them having to get married before he's too tall for his wife to talk to and I died laughing for five minutes straight.

-- I find it hysterical that I know so much about Gilmore Girls when I could count the number of full episodes I've seen on one hand.

-- Sometimes, I like to lay down on the carpet in the empty spare bedroom and close my eyes and savor the silence. Of course, I have to do it in the middle of the night, but still.

-- I think if I don't lose my virginity by my birthday in September, I should be able to have one weekend with Jensen and Jared to work on that. It's only fair, really.

Comments

[innie_darling]

Queen's "Fat-Bottomed Girls" also works. It's so celebratory.

[catystorm.livejournal.com]

My vote's for Lamb!Jesus. Because ... well. Every reason I can think of and then some. I think the "holding down the pizza boy while Biff pounds him and they can rejoice in pizza" is good. But that's only on page 9.

[squee1123.livejournal.com]

hee...i love how your mind works...just every little thing about it...its funny. but yes. I too like Dean orm Gilmore Girls...Rory was so cute in those days (I only ever watch the old episodes when Im really bored on weekends)

well im off to read your wincest fic! neee! (ive had to wait all day to read it. all through school. all through work. all through dinner)

[loopychew.livejournal.com]

You didn't mean Sheriff Lamb!Jesus, did you? Because that would be hilarious and wrong in so many ways.

[opportunemoment.livejournal.com]

While on the subject of randomness, some Oxford University friends of mine are looking for some Americans to help with a research project thing. If you can spare a couple of minutes to tell them which other US states you like best, that'd be very helpful...

http://users.ox.ac.uk/~ball1631/eurovisionsurvey.html