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[apocalypsos]

Tyra Banks goes undercover as strip club dancer. There's a joke in there, but it's so obvious I'm not even going to waste energy making it. (Wait a second ... Tyra Banks is afraid of dolphins? You've got to be kidding me! I mean, at least with the bird fear, The Birds explains it. But, dolphins?! What, were One Crazy Summer and the giant dolphin with rabies really THAT traumatizing? If you should be scared of anything after that movie, it's Demi Moore's singing voice.)

I don't think I've mentioned the hassle of getting my W2 from DHL yet, did I? Because guess what I still don't have? Now, I would give them slack because I've moved, except they have my forwarding address, and I did give them a little time if only because this IS DHL we're talking about. So then I called the 800-number, and they gave me another 800-number for a place that wants me to give them thirteen bucks to get it. Uh, NO, you didn't send it to me, I'm not paying for it, you asshats. And now I'm calling the station in Virginia, if only for a lack of other options. Oh, this should be fun. *eye roll* (I've already been directed to two different numbers. Oh, for crying out loud.)

Last night at work, I embarrassed myself so much due to my lack of upper body strength that I started yelling, "WEAK LIKE KITTEN!" and growling cutely at coworkers. This is proof positive that three Bawls won't give you superstrength but it will completely diminish your sense of shame.

EDIT: Today's IMDb poll is killing me here. The Brokeback Mountain and Pride and Prejudice ideas are my personal favorites. (Oh, Pride and Prejudice is out today on DVD, isn't it? YAY! *rushes to go buy it*)

Comments

[harmonyfb.livejournal.com]

You know, they're required to get it to you by 1/31/06, I do believe. You might call and ask the IRS if there's someone they need to be reported to.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Oh, you think that's hysterical, you should have heard the recording I heard when I finally got the right number. I get the impression they screwed up a lot of people's W2s.

And I've always thought it was that they had to send it out by the 31st, not get it to you.

Well, I should be getting it soon anyway thanks to the lady I talked to, which is a good thing because I need to get that sucker filed and get my return so that I can get a new computer. *pokes the one I'm using with a sharp stick*

[sesana]

They do need to send it by the 31st, but at this point I'd say it's pretty clear that they haven't. I would bring the IRS into it now.

[penmage.livejournal.com]

Want to hear something awesome? I was in a video store last night, and P&P is on sale on DVD in that store. Interestingly enough, P&P came to Israeli movie theatres about two weeks ago, and is still in theaters. So is Corpse Bride, by the by.

Wacky, innit?

[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

i have a friend with a very real fear of being raped by a dolphin. because dolphins a) don't care if you don't say yes! b) have prehensile penises (supposedly, i have not researched this).

[girlmostlikely.livejournal.com]

Tyra Banks is afraid of dolphins? You've got to be kidding me!

Ah, yes. But that's nothing compared to the fear dolphins have of Tyra Banks!

[callmesyd.livejournal.com]

For some reason, I am overcome with the urge to take a video of Tyra Banks laughing and replace the sound with dolphin noises. You know the ones.

I am simultaneously amused and terrified.

[prairiedaun.livejournal.com]

It is and I am watching it now, OMG I LOVE YOU MR. DARCY!!!!


*ahem*