Woohoo! I'm now the biggest perv in my family! What do I win?

[apocalypsos]

My pervy cousin has never seen gay porn. Wow. Finally, I'm one up on her on something. :)

Just got back from shopping at the Salvation Army with my mom. She ended up picking up a couple of miniskirts, but somehow I ended up walking out of there with twenty bucks worth of clothes -- four shirts and three skirts. Now I just need it to warm up so I can wear the damn things. *covets* (I also need to do a little repairwork on the white peasant skirt I found, but all it needs is some sewing on the trim, so that's good.)

Then we went and had seafood, because it's Friday during Lent and I'm apparently the only one in Pennsylvania who doesn't give a damn if she has a steak on Friday. I had mussels with Irish whiskey sauce. Mmmmmm. Now I'm full of seafood. :)

Those Enzyte commercials are the scariest fucking things on the planet. GYAH. Yes, Bob, you do have a bigger dick, but you've also got New and Improved Joker Smile, and your erection's going to have to be taller than I am for that to get cancelled out. And if you did have an erection taller than I am, you'd be better off selling tickets, although less for seeing it and more for riding the water slide.

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[beltainelady.livejournal.com]

Ya gotta wonder about all these people afraid to eat meat on Fridays 'cuz they might go to hell. Um....I'm sure if you're going hell, it's going to be for something worse than eating meat.

Makes me glad I'm not Catholic and I enjoyed the heck out of my steak last night *grin*