Random thought to end the night ...

[apocalypsos]

You know what I once stumbled onto one night when I was in college? Dolphin porn ... well, sorta. See, what happened was, there was this story about this female guard at Sea World who got into the dolphin tank one night, and you know how it is. Dolphins are all about the frisky sex stuff.

And now you'll never be able to separate that jumping-through-hoops schtick with disturbing sexual innuendo. Just remember my name when you're chatting up the psychiatrist.

So, anyway, Sea World guard/dolphin luuuuuuv. Which, of course, ewwwwwwwwww. The worst part is, it comes with an unrequested soundtrack. Listen.

"*moans* Oh, Flipper ..."

*hyper dolphin cackle*

See? My birthday present to you all is that you all reach my level of insanity.

You're welcome, by the way. And no, you can't trade it for a pony.