(no subject)

[apocalypsos]

I just got home from work, and I flipped on the History Channel for background noise. What's on is this show about the Second Crusade, and they were telling this story (I think) about how Saladin woke up one day and his enemies had left pastries by his bed impaled with a knife stuck through a note threatening his life.

So, essentially ... cake or death?

My sides may not stop hurting for the next week. *dies giggling again*

Have I mentioned that I work with a guy nicknamed Noodles? His real name is Raymond. It only took me about three weeks of wondering before someone finally explained the pun to me. That's how bad it is.

EDIT: So, I see from ye olde friends list that last night's House episode was so gay Brokeback Mountain threw up its hand in despair, picked up its ball, and went the hell home. HEE.

Comments

[pie-is-good.livejournal.com]

Oh, it definitely, definitely was so so gay.

[copernica3.livejournal.com]

Brokeback Mountain, yes. Queer as Folk is putting up more of a fight, loudly pointing out the lack of naked bits and club music, but it's still a competition.

[worldwalkerpure.livejournal.com]

Hm. Lemme guess.

Raymond Noodles?

I don't know. It's like I'm wired for bad puns or something.

[dawning-star.livejournal.com]

They aren't even trying for subtext anymore.

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

If one of them was a woman, or if either character was said to be gay, the Entertainment Weekly & TV Guides of the world would definitely be talking about the sexual tension between these characters because it was soooo there!

[veradeath.livejournal.com]

So much gay. So, so much. *Wins at life*

[milkshake-b.livejournal.com]

*disgusted* Attempting to pick up any sense of the actual content of the show from the slashers is more or less useless.