"Damn you, nail polish! Damn you and your black heart!"
"Why are my underpants laughing at me?"
"The stapler is like the Easter Bunny. If you go looking for it, you'll never find it, but if you go to sleep and wake up the next morning, you'll discover it's left you candy and presents before gleefully bouncing away. *pause* Wait, that's not right ..."
Okay, night-night to me. Time to dream of nerds with top sekrit government clearance. Wheeeee!
"Why are my underpants laughing at me?"
"The stapler is like the Easter Bunny. If you go looking for it, you'll never find it, but if you go to sleep and wake up the next morning, you'll discover it's left you candy and presents before gleefully bouncing away. *pause* Wait, that's not right ..."
Okay, night-night to me. Time to dream of nerds with top sekrit government clearance. Wheeeee!