Some more fandom ramblings ...

[apocalypsos]

I just realized today that six months ago, I hadn't written boyslash, I hadn't written RPS, and I hadn't written incest fic. Heh. I don't know if that means I win or lose. ;) (Somebody tell me I'm not allowed to write Top Chef RPF. Not slash, because there isn't anybody on that show I'd slash, but that hasn't stopped from being horribly tempted to write fic and NONONONO.)

Oh, know why I didn't finish that Succubus!Dean fic last night? Because Sci-Fi went and showed the entirety of Peacekeeper Wars, which I hadn't seen yet. No, really. I knew pretty much every single thing that happened in it, but I hadn't actually seen it because I didn't have a TV when it aired. So I sat and watched it, and now I never need to see Scorpius do pretty much anything he did to Sikozu for the first three hours, because I can't afford that much bleach for my eyes.

It's a small pet peeve, but I'm kind of hoping that the closer we get to X3 coming out, the less chance there is that people will start in on characters possibly dying in the movie like they were when spoilers both fake and real were flying months ago. Seriously, I just hope people actually remember which fandom we're in here. They could open X3 by having Wolverine set on fire, doused in acid, and torn apart by rabid bunnies and if we get another movie, he could walk into the school in the opening scene, say, "It was just a flesh wound," and everybody would just kinda shrug. Oh, that wacky Wolverine and his rabid bunny attacks. (Granted, it's Wolverine and he'd be okay anyway, but you see what I'm getting at, right?)

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[florahart]

They could open X3 by having Wolverine set on fire, doused in acid, and torn apart by rabid bunnies and if we get another movie, he could walk into the school in the opening scene, say, "It was just a flesh wound," and everybody would just kinda shrug.

It's really wrong, I expect, that I was like, but wait, the bunnies wouldn't be impervious to the acid (of dousage) and they'd like, burn away from the mouth (from savaging of flesh) and feet (from puddles of acid) up.

That was the wrong part of the image to take away, wasn't it?

Just checking.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

*snickers* Probably. Of course I used Wolverine as my example, of all people, but then I realized that no matter if he'd survive it or not, that'd be just like him, being savaged by acid and fire and bunnies. He probably does that at the bar on Friday nights for free beer. "Hey, bub, look what I can do. *WHOOSH*."

[kouryou.livejournal.com]

In the light of recent holidays celebrated more or less by the world... doesn't that make Wolverine Jesus? A hairy, snarly, ass-kicking, cigar-smoking Jesus...

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Personally, I prefer to think that Jesus was just like that, with the cigars and the ass-kicking. :)

[kouryou.livejournal.com]

And the leather?

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

Only when Judas asked nicely.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

But especially when he didn't.

[offtheceiling.livejournal.com]

Aww, PK Wars! And, yes, I could have happily lived the rest of my life without ever seeing Scorpy and Sikozu get it any kind of on. Ew ew ew.

...at least she didn't lick his eye.

Or did she and my brain is kindly blocking it out?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I don't remember. Every time they made with the grabby hands, this high-pitched sound echoed in my head like a tornado alarm and all I could see was TV snow. ;)

Little D'Argo more than made up for it, though. Awwww! He was so cute! And he only started crying when the guns stopped firing, because he's so his mommy's boy! *snickers*

[offtheceiling.livejournal.com]

Aww, Baby D! And I'm still a little weirded out by the relatively happy ending. I kept expecting someone to get kidnapped at the last minute. I mean, this is Farscape, people. Where seasons end with people shattered in a zillion pieces.

[fallofrain.livejournal.com]

What, you've written boyslash now?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Well, I wrote all that Project Runway slash and now I'm on to writing enough Supernatural slash to choke an entire herd of horses. Before January, the only slash I'd written was that one femslash X-Men/PotC crossover I still haven't finished.

[mmeguilotn.livejournal.com]

Somebody tell me I'm not allowed to write Top Chef RPF.

You are totally allowed to write it. I will read it and feedback mightily! So there. (What? I came of fandom-age in a fandom which featured real-people boyslash, loads of group sex, and both mother-son and underage-brother incest. Also, people were always randomly swapping genders, growing wings, and/or turning into fuzzy animals.)

[iphignia939.livejournal.com]

(Somebody tell me I'm not allowed to write Top Chef RPF. Not slash, because there isn't anybody on that show I'd slash, but that hasn't stopped from being horribly tempted to write fic and NONONONO.)

I just want to shake Dave and yell, "Stop with the Harold/Stephen comments! STOP IT! I don't want to see it, but now Harold's talking about them opening up a restaurant after the show and oh God kill me."

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Dude, if I were going to slash anyone, Harold/Stephen would so be my pairing at this point, but I can't decide who deserves better more.

When did Harold talk about them opening a restaurant after the show? Because that would be hilaaaarious.