Amateur conspiracy theorist, at your service ...

[apocalypsos]

So I do this thing. I get these really cracked-out ideas while watching TV shows from fandom or just from my own brain, and I can pretty much guarantee they will never ever come true, because this is just what happens when I latch onto a theory and won't let go.

Anyway, just so you know what won't be happening on my favorite shows by the end of the year ...

Supernatural

1. It will turn out Mary and Jess were both pregnant when they died. Watch as Sam finds out and descends into further guilty depths of despair. (Not that that theory hasn't been tossed around before, but OMG, the angst.)
2. John's got powers and strong ones at that, and never told the boys. And knows Sam has powers. And is possibly supernatural himself in a demonic-creature-monster type of way -- a NICE demon, reformed or something, but still. And was from the beginning, not just got switched with the real John during the fire or something.
3. Mary was evil and needed to be smited. So, really, it was a good thing she was killed. And maybe Jess was, too, like they were little blond spies or something.

Grey's Anatomy

1. Mere is evil and needs to be smited. That's not a theory, though, that's a fact.
2a. Denny doesn't die. He gets a heart transplant and he and Izzie hook up and Alex is a complete idiot about the whole thing.
2b. Denny does die, but first he knocks up Izzie. Commence Izzie with the sad, sad keeping of the baby.

The 4400

1. When Kevin take the promicin and it totally works, the 4400 start giving it to their friends and family so they have something to protect them when things start getting really dangerous. Then it becomes this whole black market thing and the next thing we all know, everybody's taking it.
2. The being-sent-back-in-time-to-prevent-the-apocalypse thing turns out to be bullshit.

Veronica Mars

1. Woody Goodman is the baby's real father. (That's the only one I've got for VM, but I've been missing episodes.)

Don't even ask me where this crap comes from. I think I'm on crack and I just don't know it.

Comments

[squee1123.livejournal.com]

Also for Veronica Mars...Beav and Mac TOTALLY get back together...though you know itll happen anyway because they are too cute not to...

And the Same with Logan/Veronica (i miss them together)

dude, part of me really likes theory one for SPN but part of me just thinks ...'zomg the angst will kill me dead literally'.

[phaballa.livejournal.com]

Re: Veronica Mars. Did you see tonight's episode? Because it kind of sort of changes everything we've ever known about the show, from the beginning. Unless that's just a red herring...

I think Woody is definitely some sort of child abuser. And clearly Beaver has been horribly abused. Or is gay.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Nope, we were getting new Veronica Mars episodes, and then the next week we weren't, and now I'm just starting to think the whole thing was a vicious taunt. I'm just waiting for the TWoP recaplet to go up like always.

[phaballa.livejournal.com]

Oh! Did you read last week's? My friend Jacob did it, he was so excited to get to do VMars.

[emella.livejournal.com]

Hmm. I'm not sure I want to spoil, but I have a theory that Cassidy knows what Kendall is up to and that's why he broke it off with Mac, and not that he's gay.

Also I totally agree about Woody.

VM confuses me so much, I can't really keep the storylines straight...

[sabra-n.livejournal.com]

Oh, you mean the thing with the stuff? That didn't really happen, if you get my drift. *cough* It can be explained if you look carefully at a previous episode.

-blue

[emella.livejournal.com]

Mmm.

Supernatural I can totally see Mary and Jess being pregnant and maybe John being something. Dunno about the blond spies. Hee!

VM: Huh? You mean Meg's baby?

:)

[scrollgirl.livejournal.com]

Supernatural #1, yeah I've seen that theory being kicked around. Definitely would love to see that.

Not sure I'd want #2 to come true -- John and Dean strike me as fully and unapologetically human, in spite of living outside society's boundaries. Sam having supernatural powers is the kicker because he's got such a yen to be normal.

#3, hee! I just really like the word smite. *randomly smites*

[chicklet25.livejournal.com]

1. Woody Goodman is the baby's real father.

As in Meg's baby? The one that rid us of Duncan for the past few weeks?? That is so cracked I...well, I'm speechless!

[budclare.livejournal.com]

Sort of an addendum to SPN #3, but it's possible that Mary and Jess aren't even really dead. Because if they're evil, so they could just be fucking with the poor boys' heads.

*has seriously considered all of these theories before (with no outside influence) and is there as crazy as you are*

...and maybe the boys will have to kill Mary and Jess good and proper. OMG, the angst.

And what if the demon stole the fetuses and raised them as its own? OMG, Meg. *dies*

[mellaithwen]

lmao 4400! What about Jordan's return?

2b GA has more angst, but 2a's nicer, and SPN, blonde spies could work, after all pilot draft had evil jess :O

[mcee.livejournal.com]

John's got powers and strong ones at that

not to sound too hilton or anything, but--THAT'S HOT.

Denny doesn't die. He gets a heart transplant and he and Izzie hook up and Alex is a complete idiot about the whole thing.

i was pondering what they could be going for, storywise, with izzie/denny. is she going to be The Married One? The One Whose Boyfriend Dies? or will they never quite hook-up in time and he'll be the One Who Got Away (Literally)?

Denny does die, but first he knocks up Izzie. Commence Izzie with the sad, sad keeping of the baby.

!!!!!

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

not to sound too hilton or anything, but--THAT'S HOT.

Dude, if he's got powers, and we see him use them for anything, my poor panties are going to spontaneously combust. Hell, my whole underwear drawer, even.

And the Denny one ... oh, I want him to stick around, if only for weekly JDM fixes. *happy sighs at the thought*

You know what my other Denny theory is? Denny gets the transplant, they're all prepared to live happily ever after, and then he gets hit by a bus or something. Talk about pissing me off to no end. *cuddles Denny*

[mcee.livejournal.com]

Dude, if he's got powers, and we see him use them for anything

like toss a four-ton demon across the room with his miiiiiind?

HOTTER.

You know what my other Denny theory is? Denny gets the transplant, they're all prepared to live happily ever after, and then he gets hit by a bus or something.

BITE YOUR TONGUE!

i'm considering the possibility that he makes it, they date, and... they just don't work out. which would piss me off too, but at least we'd get some denny for a while.

[the-jackalope.livejournal.com]

I really want Denny to live. And for him and Izzie to be happy together.

Also I'm realizing just how addicted I am to this show with the impatience I have for the next episode. I'm dying for it to be Sunday with a new Grey's.

PS: The Supernatural 3 is just WRONG, wrong, wrong, wrong. Lalala I can't hear you.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I want him to live so very badly, if only because that weekly JDM fix would be the death of me. OMG YES LET'S DO THAT.

[sesana]

3. Mary was evil and needed to be smited. So, really, it was a good thing she was killed. And maybe Jess was, too, like they were little blond spies or something.

In league with whatever is helping out that other little blonde spy, of course. So the being that killed Mary and Jess was actually protecting the Winchester men. I love this idea.