*happy sigh*

[apocalypsos]

Ah, my friends list ... you entertain me so after such a long, tiresome work day.

You realize, of course, that that's all of the warning you're going to get. ;)

*user pounces on her friends list and shags like the mad Livejournal hornball she is, then magically turns everyone from the casts of the LOTR movies, Smallville, Buffy, Angel, The O.C., Highlander, and Alias into identical nymphomaniac octuplets before flinging them all in the general direction of her exhausted friends list*

Oh, yeah, and I created another community, dear_asshat. Funny, how no one was using that name yet. It just rolls right off the tongue in such a poetic fashion. :)

Comments

[jenboo.livejournal.com]

you certainly can't mean that about me...my LJ has been enything *but* entertaining these days!

But thanks for the shag. I quite enjoyed it. *user lights up*

[wonderlander.livejournal.com]

Nice. Friends list shags on a boring night. Was it good for you? Ask Methos if it was good for him, too.

[jrosestar.livejournal.com]

It's been a while. I was beginning to think you didn't love us anymore. :)

[imperfect_tense]

Just what I needed! You're the best :) *fondles her Methos clone happily*

[cmstephens.livejournal.com]

That community sounds a bit like the "Fuck You List" community, only in letter form...

*passes out from the extensive shag*

[lots42.livejournal.com]

Dibs on the Taras!!!

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

(tries to catch a couple of Faiths, a Wesley/Lilah, and Eowyn)

As if I wasn't exhausted enough.

Thanks!

[storm_dancer]

:: looks down at her new Willow-self ::

:: dashes out for batteries ::

:: runs into the bedroom, slamming the door ::

:: IS NEVER HEARD FROM AGAIN ::