And that, ladies and gentlemen, sums up my day at work.

[apocalypsos]

Me: *walks out of work into the parking lot while reading a paperback*
Me: *glances at tires before getting into car*
Me: *notices car smells like cigarettes*
Me: (without looking up from paperback) "I'm in the wrong car, aren't I?"
Me: *sighs*
Me: *gets out of car and walks two spaces over to get into my OWN car*

For the record, it wasn't THAT good a paperback.