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[apocalypsos]

You know, I was going to do that trick-or-treating meme, but then it was freakin' everywhere and now I have to seek therapy because I've developed a complex.

Ahem.

So anyway, since it's Halloween and I still want to do the trick-or-treat thing, and all of you are standing on my doorstep in costume with your bags wide open, I'm giving you whatever the hell you want.

So, my question is, what'd I give you, and what are you giving me?

(Keep in mind, I'm standing out here in the freezing cold dressed as Gidget. My pride and my appendages are on the line here.)

Comments

hmmmm . . .

[tree220.livejournal.com]

well you will be putting WINNING lottery tickets in my trick-or-treat bag and since they will be WINNING lottery tickets, you will be getting a Mini Cooper. But since that won't fit in your bag, how about a cheesecake bar?

[akacat]

I give you a pair of warm, woolie tights. In neon orange.

You give me a grape-flavoured lollipop, in the shape of a dolphin.

[jrosestar.livejournal.com]

I will give you a large bottle of vodka. In return you will allow me to do a Vulcan Mind-meld on you - BEFORE you drink the vodka so I can see inside the strange...uh...I mean....unique...mind of yours.

[mysquishy.livejournal.com]

heh, I totally agree about the meme. goddamn. but aw, we don't go trick-or-treating. we...cheer for, uh...cricket.

[ktmobile.livejournal.com]

You will give me backstage passes to a "Weird Al" Yankovic concert, and I will give you naked Jake, covered in a substance of your choosing.

I like to watch Gidget reruns.

[mysteri.livejournal.com]

I will give you tickets to a nice warm tropical beach, with naked men of your choice bringing you drinks of your choice.

You can give me...Sanity, yes, I could really use some of that. ;)

Re: I like to watch Gidget reruns.

[sleepyaardvark.livejournal.com]

You could have some naked chicks bringing her drinks of her choice too.

Re: I like to watch Gidget reruns.

[mysteri.livejournal.com]

Very true, my bad. I plead insanity, that's my cover for everything. Since you caught it, I'll even give some of everything to you, how's that? :) I can even through in some homemade cookies.

Re: I like to watch Gidget reruns.

[sleepyaardvark.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm.....homemade cookies.

I can forgive anything with homemade cookies :-D.

[georgiamagnolia.livejournal.com]

I will give you a walk on part in the tv show of your choice, or maybe dum dum suckers. You will give me signed first editions of your novels, or maybe chocolate bars.