No, no matter how shiny it is.

[apocalypsos]

Dear self,

No, you may not buy a new cell phone. You don't really need a cell phone, see. You have a free one because your parents pay for it, and you don't need one with an MP3 player in it because you already own a really nice one already.

And no, the fact that it's pink is not actually a selling point.

Maybe if you have any money left after you buy your airplane ticket to LA with the bonus you may or may not be getting. Does that sound fair?

Sincerely,

Me

P.S. And don't be all wibbly about having to get on a plane. It's either that or you learn how to teleport between now and October, so good luck with that, considering how well spontaneously generating the ability to travel through time and space by sheer will has worked so far.

Comments

[phillyexpat.livejournal.com]

Is this the first time you're flying?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Nope, but I get outrageously plane-sick, I'm terrified of heights, and I have all of the episodes of Air Crash Investigation that I could find online downloaded onto my MP3 player. All combined, I'd probably be better off walking to California for my own mental health. :)