I'm in that kind of a mood.

[apocalypsos]

Boosted from mcee:

Name any TV character I know and I'll tell you three reasons why s/he sucks.

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[liminalliz.livejournal.com]

Veronica Mars

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Okay, let's see:

1. When she's right, she's insufferably smug about it.
2. She went ballistic on Logan for sleeping with Madison when they were broken up. Which, regardless of how much she may hate the girl, is still perfectly within his skanky, bumfight-sponsoring rights.
3. She's doing everything possible academically to go into a career with the FBI or some other similar law enforcement organization, yet she breaks laws left and right to solve crimes for her clients or to save herself.

[tigriswolf]

Max from "Dark Angel."

Rory from "Gilmore Girls."

Jess from "Gilmore Girls."

Lorelai from "Gilmore Girls."

Liz from "Roswell."

Lana from "Smallville."

Clark from "Smallville."

[seferin.livejournal.com]

Duncan McLeod

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

HEE. Sadly enough, I can still do that.

1. He's the moral authority with everyone he knows.
2. That awful short haircut in the last season.
3. HE KILLED RICHIE. I don't care if it was an accident, he still killed my puppy. *growls*

[gehayi.livejournal.com]

It's worse than just killing. I mean, he was hallucinating off and on. He KNEW he was hallucinating off and on. And MacLeod has a history of hallucinations. Remember the psychic sculptor who attacked him with that vision of a Ringwraith Dementor Ghost of Christmas Past black-robed monk? The vision of his Indian wife and adopted son? The whole Dark Quickening mess, where he kept hallucinating the psychiatrist that he'd murdered?

And despite knowing that he has a history of hallucinations that are very solid and real to him, and knowing that he's seeing visions of a man whom he KNOWS is dead, MacLeod keeps his sword by his side, instead of handing it over to Joe or Methos. Because a hallucination is so likely to cut his head off, after all.

Also, and this is very much to the point, you cannot have a hero kill his best friend and surrogate son and have him remain on the same moral ground that he was on before. Sorry, no. That is fucking up big time.

We won't even get into how wrong the writers got that whole Zoroastrian prophecy.

Ahem. Sorry. I hate the Ahriman arc with a fiery passion. It needs to die.

(Former member of Clan Denial, can you tell?)

[musesfool.livejournal.com]

McDreamy.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

... only three reasons? *bats eyelashes innocently*

1. "I met a woman last night." OMG DIE IN A FIRE YOU ASS.
2. "You don't get to call me a whore." As in, if you chose to go back to the wife you didn't tell your girlfriend about to try and save your marriage only to pine after said girlfriend at all times and insinuate that she's sleeping with everything that crosses her path, don't come anywhere near me or I'll beat you with my shoe.
3. Ahem.

McDreamy: "I want to be Chief!"
Webber: "You can't be Chief and date Meredith!"
McDreamy: "Okay!" *treats Meredith like shit during the worst weeks of her life and ruins their relationship*
Webber: "Congratulations, you're my pick to be Chief!"
McDreamy: "Nah, you deserve it more than I do."
Me: *hugs Meredith*
Me: *bangs McDreamy's head against the nearest wall*

[musesfool.livejournal.com]

Well, you can do more if the urge strikes. There are SO MANY, after all.

"You don't get to call me a whore."

I was SO HAPPY when Meredith said that, and then the show had to go and ruin it. Grrrr....

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Seriously. She said that and I cheered, and then she had to go and sleep with him at the prom. Way to save face, dingbat.

[thebitterguy]

Veronica Mars.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Heh. See above. :)

[gruyere.livejournal.com]

Hiro Nakamura.

[deirdre-c.livejournal.com]

I'm giving everyone this one (just to get his goat):

Dean Winchester.

[schtroumph-c.livejournal.com]

One or more?

Chris Halliwell

Jack from Lost

Kate from Lost

An oldie but a goodie.

[harmonyfb.livejournal.com]

Fox Mulder.

[pushingyouaway.livejournal.com]

sam winchester


*gives you cookies*

[septembergrrl.livejournal.com]

Noah Bennett

[wenchamok.livejournal.com]

For shits n' giggles:

Methos
Kronos
Caspian
Silas
Richie Ryan
Cassandra (yes, feel free to do more than three....)


Damn, I may have to go pull out my HL tapes....

[gehayi.livejournal.com]

Your choice: Phoebe Halliwell, Angel the Vampire or Detective Robert Goren (from Law & Order: Criminal Intent).

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Ooo, ooo! I can do all three!

Phoebe:

1. Fucking cooter tat.
2. If I had to hear about the little girl she saw in her vision quest one more time I was going to hurl things at my TV screen.
3. Phoebe as advice columnist. Wait, THAT woman is going to tell me how to deal with my love life? Thanks, but no.

Angel:

1. Constantly getting on Spike's back (even after he got his soul back) for the same sort of behavior Angel did in the past.
2. His stupid hair.
3. He had a "romantic relationship" with a teenager. Why is that supposed to be an example of true love? That's creepy.

Goren:

1. You know, I like a cop who knows his shit but seriously, how much stuff does this guy actually KNOW? Does he go home and download stuff off the internet directly into his brain? The hell?
2. When his manner of speaking leans into that weirdly paused breathy William Shatner way of talking.
3. The smelling thing. "It smells like (obscure chemical found only in Guatemala or something)." Bwuh?

[tree-pretty.livejournal.com]

Michael Scofield?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

That'd be pretty hard considering I've never seen an episode of Prison Break. ;)

[tree-pretty.livejournal.com]

Very true! You should try to watch it, it's really addictive and he's incredibly pretty!

[treelines.livejournal.com]

Denny Crane.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Oh, man.

1. He squished the Stanley Cup. The Stanley Cup. My family is full of hockey fans, so I kind of hate that on behalf of them.
2. The Republican thing. Although he's pretty much my favorite Republican on TV, but still.
3. The fact that he pretty much admitted he's an ass because he's bored.

[mcee.livejournal.com]

denny duquette.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

1. HE DIED.
2. HE DIED.
3. HE DIED.

... okay, fine.

1. HE DIED.
2. Taking time in his busy dying schedule to change his will and leave Izzie eight million dollars.
3. Being estranged from his family. That kind of sucks.

[mcee.livejournal.com]

i'm curious as to why you put #2 as a bad thing? disregarding izzie's freakout?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I just don't like what it says about him. I mean, I love the guy, I do, but he's never seen Izzie outside the hospital, she nearly killed him to get him a heart, and his health was still tenuous. It's a really romantic gesture, I'll give him that, but it strikes me as really uncomfortable and strange for him to pull all of the legal strings to leave her millions of dollars for a woman he only knows in the hospital and just proposed to somewhere in the middle of getting and recovering from a heart transplant.

Of course, that's more of a dig at Shonda and company than anything else, but still.

[mcee.livejournal.com]

she's really got special gift for fucking good things over, doesn't she.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

It's like that episode of Scrubs where Eliot and a female patient test each other on how many phone calls it would take them to screw up a relationship. I'll Shonda could kick both of their asses.

[mcee.livejournal.com]

hahaha TOUCHÉ. "i can do it in one phonecall!"

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

"I would call him up and convince him to have phone sex, and then halfway through the call I would say I had to go to the bathroom and then have phone sex with his best friend on the other side of the room juuuuust loud enough for him to think he heard it. Then I'd come back and finish having phone sex with him, and when we were done I would tell him that now I have to go to work with his best friend who is JUST A FRIEND. And then I'd tell him not to call me a whore right before offering him more phone sex, and hang up abruptly while in tears."

[mcee.livejournal.com]

i need a shower.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

You and me both. *shudders*