Meme jacked from jbones

[apocalypsos]

1. If I had a friend who had a relationship with her boyfriend like Rachel does with Ross on "Friends," I would not hope that true love would conquer all and they would get together in the end. I would smack her upside the head and tell her that if she so much as looks sideways at him again, she's getting the business end of a baseball bat next time.

2. I hate using the phone. I especially hate guys who ask me for my number. Ugh. I'd much rather go somewhere and talk, thank you very much.

3. Greetings cards are worthless and stupid. They mean nothing unless someone buys one without print inside and writes their own message. Personally, if someone wants to wish me a happy birthday, they can either come right up to me and tell me so, or they can send me a present. And I'm not saying that to be selfish, I'm saying that because it takes maybe two minutes to buy a card and stick ten bucks into it and it says a lot more that someone would either go out and pick something up I would like but not otherwise buy or make something I wouldn't be able to get anywhere else.

4. I love mushrooms. And also, calamari. Ooo, and clams and oysters. Yum.

5. I don't like "Angel". The show itself has always managed to drive me nuts, usually with plotlines that irritated me or villains who annoyed me or whatever. And when I did like a character, he/she died or was written off the show or whatever. And Angel himself? Ugh. Ugh, ugh, ugh. When he mopes, I hate it and everybody else seems to love it, and when he's happy and goofy, everybody else gets disgusted except for me. Most of my reasons for watching involved "Buffy", and now that that's over with, what's the point?

And I love James, but just because he's on the show is no fucking reason for me to tune in. I'm doing perfectly fine without watching it, while "Jake 2.0" always keeps me happy and interested with every single episode.

6. Jessica Simpson's stupidity is not amusing at all. Which says a lot, because idiots constantly amuse the hell out of me.

7. Laurell K. Hamilton is an absolute hack Mary Sue writer with a working grammar-check and I got tired of her characters and their whining a looooooong time ago. "Ooo, woe is me. I'm surrounded by magical whozits intent on killing me and will probably die before I'm thirty, but I think I'll waver between several dozen incredibly gorgeous men while having non-stop sex with all of them!" Yeah, bite my ass, wench.

8. I can't stand to go to the movies with other people. It does not mean I'm pathetic. It just means that I despise showing up late, talking during the movie, popcorn without salt, teasing about my tears, laughter, or other reactions, dumb questions, and irritating opinions. Which pretty much negates everyone who's not my little brother from joining me at the theater.

9. I don't understand the appeal of Meg Ryan, and never have, even when she was still cute.

10. I think that for all their Guiness-guzzling, barroom-brawling, womanizing ways, Colin Farrell and Russell Crowe will be great dads.

Comments

[cmstephens.livejournal.com]

Re: 2
-- For the most part, I loathe using the phone... except when I'm calling people I like that I've never seen in person (including, but not limited to, my one-and-only ex-g/f). Y'know, because being on different continents kinda prevents the "going somewhere to talk" thing.

Re: 4
-- Mushrooms are up there with bacon on my list... I don't eat much seafood, though I do like smoked salmon...

Re: 5
-- Never watched "Angel", by choice. Never seen "Jake 2.0", because we don't have UPN (since the cable company dropped them a few years back... for a THIRD CBS station!).

[paradoxymoron.livejournal.com]

...can I have your number?

[hisgreyeyes.livejournal.com]

10. I think so too! Actually, I think they'll be great dads because of their barroom-brawling ways. They'll be that marvellously hearty, expressive kind of dad. Cute as hell.