Oh, man, I completely forgot to tell you guys what happened last week at the bar ...

[apocalypsos]

Me: *pumps dollar bills into the jukebox*
Dorky Stranger: *walks up* Hey, that guy over there wants to ask you something.
Me: Uh ... okay?
Stranger Who Looks Like a Middle-Aged Child Molester: *walks up* Do you like illusions?
Me: o.O
Stranger Who Looks Like a Middle-Aged Child Molester: Would you like to see a magic trick?
Me: ... uh, I'm not really a big fan of magic.
Stranger Who Looks Like a Middle-Aged Child Molester: *disappointed* Oh, okay. *shuffles off*

So the running joke last night was my big gay boyfriend constantly leaning over to me and saying, "Do you like illusions? No? Well, how about now? Know what, I'll ask later."

Comments

[marag.livejournal.com]

"Would you like to see my etchings?"

Hee :)

[acetal.livejournal.com]

*snickers* Well said.

[madripoor-rose.livejournal.com]

...a straight line like that and you missed the chance to say: 'yeah, disappear.'

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Oh, I was really, really drunk at that point. The fact that I was upright was pretty impressive. ;)

[aesvir.livejournal.com]

Ah, The Game. I work in the library and for a while it was a very popular book. All those men are out there, wooing women with their magic tricks and "negging."

[misachan.livejournal.com]

Have you seen Arrested Development?. Because I can't imagine this without picturing GOB. (cue "The Final Countdown")