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[apocalypsos]

Bad news, I'm afraid. Apparently, working this long at a major shipping company has gotten to me. I was just looking at the box my Alpha Smart was shipped in and I understood all the little codes and waybill numbers and shit.

Damn it, that's so wrong. That's supposed to be a strange unknown clicking language that only mailmen speak.

*pokes bok with a stick and glares at it*

Comments

[ajinamoto.livejournal.com]

You'll have to be deprogrammed eventually. Sorry, it's the only way and it's not that painful.

I finally saw a trailer for "Cheaper by the Dozen," and I'm appalled. The original is one of my favorites. I can understand having to update it, but they've made it totally unrecognizable.

[uberbitsch.livejournal.com]

Years of bartending make me scream at my mother when she tries to make an irish coffee with aerosol whipped cream or doesn't layer things properly. It drives her mad.

[lots42.livejournal.com]

Every time I go into the blockbuster video I used to work at I have to resist the urge to organize the shelves

[uberbitsch.livejournal.com]

We're all mad. Quite clearly mad at that.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I can't go into Suncoast Video without wanting to put the DVDs in alphabetical order.

I also wipe off the tabletop when I'm done eating at Burger King. The workers don't know whether to kiss me or call the white coats on my ass.