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[apocalypsos]

I knew it was time to come home from PA when my mom started in on her anti-deer-hunting rant and I, being me, started an argument. My mother is of the following two opinions regarding deer hunting --

1.) Cute, helpless animals should be protected at all costs. However, when driving, aim for possums.

2.) Anyone who wants to hunt can go to the freaking grocery store. Because as we all know, a life of confinement, cages and fences followed by a death and dismemberment at the slaughterhouse is infinitely preferable to spending your entire life free in the wild before someone shoots your ass dead.

My mother also wondered in a fit of exasperation why they don't arm the deer.

I pointed out their lack of trigger fingers. Surprisingly, she was not amused.

Comments

[jennybunny.livejournal.com]

They do arm deer, with hundreds of pounds and antlers. hehe

[cmstephens.livejournal.com]

Which they subsequently use on cars. Just ask my sister, whose car was at a complete stop when a deer pretty much just walked up and planted its ass on the hood of the car.