LAYOFF!

[apocalypsos]

Yes, I'm laid off for the week. WOOHOO! I've got pretzels and soda and I'm totally going to sit here and write for the rest of the night.

No, really.

Hey, stop laughing.

And then there's this:


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Comments

[jedusor.livejournal.com]

Okay, so how does this getting-laid-off-for-a-week thing work?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

They lay off a couple of people for a shift or two if the work runs down too much. It's usually only a week off, two if you're lucky. Then it's back to work so everybody else gets a turn.

[jedusor.livejournal.com]

Do you have to do rehire paperwork and all that every time? *intrigued* I've never heard of something like this before.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Nope. Technically, I still work for them, I can just file unemployment for the times they let me stay home or go home early. (Except if it's a forty-eight-hour pay week, in which case I'm screwed.)

[vampslayer04.livejournal.com]

Haha, I love that macro. Especially since I just watched the Folsom Prison Blues episode of Supernatural.

I need a Sam and Dean icon.

[jedusor.livejournal.com]

When you're answering LJ comments, you're not writing. ;)

[azurelunatic]

Evidently this is sufficient to earworm me with the Bohemian Rhapsody.