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[apocalypsos]

I love my friends list. That is all.

...

Well, except for this.

*user shags her friends list, then hangs back and watches cheesy eighties movies so that people on her friends list can pounce on and shag whomever else on her friends list they feel like shagging*

In other words, you now have my permission to have group sex with whomever else on my friends list you want to nail. I hereby declare today Friends List Orgy today. Free sex for everyone!

Comments

[fallofrain.livejournal.com]

I claim mayatawi and glitterdemon!

Aphroism

[seferin.livejournal.com]

Would this be a bad time to mention tbat you often get what you pay for? Is it good sex, bad sex, hot sex, cold sex, messy sex?

[glitterdemon.livejournal.com]

OMG, it's my OT3!!!

::licks you, leers at Pan::

Re: Aphroism

[trishalynn.livejournal.com]

*spirits you away for introductory exploring each others' hot buttons sex and then exploiting them mercilessly sex*

Can't it be all of the above?

If this squicks you in anyway, blame the Princess. She told us to do so!

Re: Aphroism

[seferin.livejournal.com]

Hey, let it never be said I turned down free sex... just checking for the rules is all.

:)

[randomfrog.livejournal.com]

::shamelessly shags cheesy eighties movies::

John Cusack!

[irishblessing.livejournal.com]

Hrm. In the spirit of me being too morally concious to have group sex with people I don't know (except Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie and Stuart Townsend and Elijah Wood and Viggo Mortensen and.. you get the picture) (oh, and DAMN me for being too morally concious! Who needs THAT?!), I suppose I'll have to settle for wiseheron and sweet_delirium. *shags them fifty ways from Tuesday*

...

Does it count that my icon journal is sweet_delirium? That counts as masturbation, doesn't it.

Frack.

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

As a sensitive, broody type, I would never deign to engage in such a disgusting affair.

I'll be over here in the corner, looking like Oz. Please form an orderly queue, and wear your sexiest icons.

[myniamh.livejournal.com]

Weeeeee!