A nonspoilery Top Chef comment.

[apocalypsos]

Spike is a douchenozzle.

I consider this a non-spoiler because Spike is ALWAYS a douchenozzle.

I do love that in screwing everybody else over -- and ... "It's not personal"? Bullshit -- he's screwed himself over. Seriously, could his meal sound a little more boring and run-of-the-mill with those ingredients? Everybody's going to be bringing these interesting fun meals and there's Spike with his bread, lettuce, chicken and tomatoes.

Comments

[bunnymcfoo.livejournal.com]

damn, it's a shame i find him so pretty. SERIOUSLY. WHY do i always end up finding the douchebags to be the preeeeetty ones?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Well, you have to admit, we haven't exactly had a well of male beauty to work with this season. I thought Mark was cute but he lost me with that whole "I think Tom doesn't like me" thing -- no, sweetheart, you cooked badly.

And then there was Ryan, which ... ugh. He's so that guy I haaaate at bars.

[bunnymcfoo.livejournal.com]

dude. like, okay, the first thing I thought when I saw Spike was that he looked a little bit like Chad Michael Murray, and I was a fucking goner. AND THEN HE PROVE TO BE A DOUCHE. I just. *hands*


my bad taste in men, let me show you it.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahaha. God, listen to him bullshit the judges. Colicchio's gonna bop him on the head with his manicured yet meaty fist.

OMIGOD I HATE ALL THREE OF THESE PEOPLE. *headdesk* Can they all go home? Pretty pleeeeeease?

[bunnymcfoo.livejournal.com]

heee. i'll see the episode when it gets up on youtube, but dude. who's on the chopping block? *big eyes*

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Andrew, Lisa, and Spike. And oh, it gets nasty.

[bunnymcfoo.livejournal.com]

AWESOME. dude, Andrew, GO HOME.

[vorpalblades.livejournal.com]

It really was a freaking bloodbath up on that block.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Oh, man, nobody came out of that one looking pretty, that's for damn sure.