apocalypsos | Bitchwatch, part two

Okay, here's season two.

SEASON TWO

Bitch

In My Time Of Dying ("Son of a bitch," 1)
Everybody Loves A Clown *
Bloodlust **
Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things ("Son of a bitch," re: demon, 1)
Simon Said ("Son of a bitch," re: demon, 1; "Son of a bitch," said by Sam re: Andy, 1) ***
No Exit ("Bitchy," by Sam re: Dean, 1;) ****
The Usual Suspects ("Son of a bitch," to Sheridan, 1) *****
Crossroad Blues (Crossroad Demon, 1; "Yellow-eyed son of a bitch," re: ...DUH, 1)
Hunted ("Son of a bitch," to Gordon, 1; Sam, 1)
Playthings ("Son of a bitch," 1) ******
Nightshifter ("Poor son of a bitch," re: Ronald, 1)
Born Under A Bad Sign ("Bad son of a bitch," re: the hunter Sam killed, 1; "Son of a bitch," 1; "You demonic son of a bitch," to Meg before he knows it's Meg, 1; "Bitch-boy master plan," 1)
Tall Tales ("Some alien made you his bitch!," to Curtis, 1; "Son of a bitch," 1)
Roadkill *******
Heart (Kendall on All My Children, by Sam, 1)
Hollywood Babylon ********
What Is And What Should Never Be (Sam, 1)
All Hell Breaks Loose, Pt. 1 ("Son of a bitch," from Sam to YED, 1)
All Hell Breaks Loose, Pt. 2 (Crossroad Demon, 1; Jake, 1; "Son of a bitch," from Sam re: Jake, 1; "Yellow-eyed son of a bitch," 1; "Son of a bitch," to YED, 1)

Slut

No instances in season two.

Skank

No instances in season two.

Whore

No instances in season two.

* Ellen and the little person at the circus both say "son of a bitch," the little person in reference in Dean.
** Gordon calls Lenore "bitch" twice.
*** Andy calls Ansem a "twisted son of a bitch."
**** Jo calls Holmes' ghost a "creepy-ass son of a bitch."
***** Sheridan responds to Dean's bravado by calling him a "cocky son of a bitch."
****** Maggie and Tyler both say "son of a bitch." Tyler promptly gets scolded for it. :)
******* Molly, referring to Greeley, asks what "that son of a bitch" has done with her husband.
******** Tara, in character, refers to Brody as a "son of a bitch."

IN SUMMATION

I was starting to think that Dean might have made it through the entire season without calling a female character a bitch until I reached "Crossroad Blues." Dean calls the Crossroads Demon a bitch once during that episode, and once during AHBL2. She's the only female character he calls a bitch all season long -- he even manages not to call Meg a bitch during her short stint in "Born Under A Bad Sign," although admittedly he didn't know it was Meg until a couple of minutes later.

In fact, once again he calls more male characters than female bitches -- Sam twice, and Jake in the season finale. And to be fair, Sam calls just as many women bitches as Dean does this season, although he is referring to a TV character, so. *shrugs* Gordon also calls Lenore a bitch just as many times in one episode as Dean refers to the Crossroads Demon as a bitch over a twenty-two episode spread.

Nearly every instance of the word "bitch" being used is in the phrase "son of a bitch," with the exception of Dean telling Curtis an alien made him its bitch in "Tall Tales" and Dean talking to Meg about her "bitch-boy master plan" before he knew it was Meg inside Sam. Do with that information what you will.

Again, we have another season where "slut," "skank," and "whore" are not used.

Now it's off to suffer through the finale once again. The Ruby scenes alone should be a trip. *eyeroll*