Heeee.

[apocalypsos]

Michael Bay's rejected Dark Knight script. *dies a little*

Think your roommate's bad? Warning for excessive grossness. No, REALLY.

Bella Swan is a smug self-centered twit and Edward Cullen is a creepy sparkly stalker. I was supposed to be sleeping, damn it, not making T-shirts on Cafepress.

6 Absurd Phobias (And The People Who Actually Have Them)

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but what about the children??

[goodbyebird]

hee! Nice t-shirts. I'd get me one if, you know, I wasn't too busy pretending it doesn't exist to begin with. The kids should stick with Harry Potter.

hehe the Michael Bay joke was mucho funny, though I doubt an actual script would have deviated from that form all too much.

[slodwick.livejournal.com]

I think my life is poorer for the lack of pyrotechnics and guitar solos, if I'm honest.

[phaballa.livejournal.com]

Sooo, I am almost finished reading New Moon, and it's getting really hard for me to continue because of how terrible it is. I keep thinking, "OMG, if all vampires do is sit around stroking each other's faces and staring longingly into each others' eyes and trying not to eat people, what is the fucking point??" Bella makes me sad for the female gender.

And yet. I still want to know what happens.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

For some absurd reason, I keep wanting to get the books and see if I can try to slog them this time without banging my head off things. That's probably the same part of my brain that said, "Go see The Love Guru! You know it'll be bad, but you'll have fun mocking it!"

[phaballa.livejournal.com]

Some things just aren't worth it, even for mocking purposes. Like, the first book was badly written, but still enjoyable plot-wise. The second book is just bad ALL AROUND. It's like, do I really want to read 300 pages of this pathetic girl going all secret cutter-suicidal because her boyfriend is a self-righteous ass? HMMM.

It's bad when I'd rather read a Harlequin, because at least the prose won't make me want to stab my eyes out and there will be SEX.

[newredshoes]

...it's your fault that I see that Dark Knight script was posted by "Jared" and all I can think of is your gossip blogger AU.

[dhark-charlotte.livejournal.com]

HOMG.

The batman thing was just... painful and embarassing to read. LOL

the room mate thing... when I was done reading, I realized that at some point I had pulled my collar up over my nose and had started breathing through my mouth.

urgh

[wyldkyss.livejournal.com]

I've had the tv-typical gammut of bad roommates over the years, thankfully evened out by normal human beings.

I swear one of them laid eggs in the ventilation ducts.

[theliel.livejournal.com]

you should make one that said 'sunshine did it better, first, and with meaning'
or
'impersonation is the sincerist form of flattery, apeing some thing is just rude. go buy flowers for Joss'

[random-serious.livejournal.com]

Bella Swan is a smug self-centered twit and Edward Cullen is a creepy sparkly stalker.

It's funny cause it's true. Or really not funny at all for the same reason.

[chickyoops.livejournal.com]

I'm reading that roommate story and... holy crap. They're both clinical insane.

[phiremangston.livejournal.com]

Re: the phobias? One of ginnyjake's friends has a fear of stickers.