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[apocalypsos]

Dear American Government,

Shut up.

I don't care if the terrorists are planning to fill my stockings with C-4 and line the underside of the bus taking me home with dynamite. And I'm sick and tired of terror alerts like you wouldn't believe. You know, if you keep screaming that the sky is falling, pretty soon even the really moronic people are going to need to actually see something falling before they'll buy your bullshit anymore.

All this terror alert crap doesn't make me afraid of terrorists, it makes me disgusted with you.

But your scare tactics aren't aimed at people like me, now, are they? *eye roll*

Sincerely,

Me

P.S. Wasn't capturing Saddam supposed to solve all our problems with terrorism? Oh, wait, I forgot about (insert name of country full of brown people, as per favorite George Carlin skit).

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[ampersand.livejournal.com]

Thank you. THANK you. You say it better than I ever manage to.