Fuck the tan. I want to set him on FIRE.

[apocalypsos]

That talking head from Blayne about the Beatles is officially the dumbest thing I've ever heard on Project Runway. ANY Project Runway.

Have the other contestants been hitting him in the head with bricks? 'Cause they should be.

Comments

omg for realz!!!

[tsukired.livejournal.com]

delurking to agree vehemently!!! How do you not know the beatles!!! for realz. someone need to punch him and lock him up with some culture stat.

Re: omg for realz!!!

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

He just kept digging that hole. "Oh, I've seen Across The Universe, but other people sang the songs." "Sorry, Ringo!"

WHAT WHAT WHAT. OMG SHUT UP YOU TANILICIOUS ZIPHEAD.

Re: omg for realz!!!

[tsukired.livejournal.com]

as Christian would say he is a hot tranny mess. uh huh. such a brown little white boy...

[achika-chan.livejournal.com]

I have been SO ANNOYED with him this episode. And just Stella in general.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I just ... I saw a white VW Beetle with a WHT ALBM license plate tody. He is RUINING my awesome dorky fun moment.

[achika-chan.livejournal.com]

I hate him and his stupid tan.

[girlwiththebook.livejournal.com]

I NEED THAT CAR.

[ciara-belle.livejournal.com]

I voted on-line all ten times to say that Blayne's tan is fugly. He seriously tans every other day? Hello, cancer!

[thebratqueen.livejournal.com]

Him, Stella, and Kenley can go ANY FUCKING YEAR NOW. GAH.

[iphignia939.livejournal.com]

1) I am surly that I live in a world where Daniel almost goes home but Blayne and Suede are safe. PEOPLE. WHAT.

2) Dear Kenley: I like you! I like your whole retro-40s aesthetic! But if you smack talk Daniel next week, I WILL CUT YOU.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I'm really, really hoping that Kenley laughing on the runway next week is nervous laughter. 'Cause otherwise ... *groans*

[laughingacademy.livejournal.com]

Blayne has soiled my Across the Universe icon.

Man, I hope Tim Gunn has lead lining in his suit to protect him from the radioactive stupid.

[kirana-44.livejournal.com]

I couldn't believe that. Then it turns out my roommate didn't get the refernce either and I had to comfort myself with the fact this is my last night here.

I'll hit Blayne with bricks if no one else will.

[fools-game.livejournal.com]

Apropos of nothing, I love you icon. Whenever Kristin Chenoweth appears on my flist it makes my day a little brighter.

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

I am finally watching it now, and I... I need to punch Blayne until he cries.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I WANT CHRISTIAN BACK. I take back every bad thing I may have ever said about Christian. He might have been flighty and catty, but underneath it all he was smart, talented, and not Blayne.

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

THERE WAS NEVER AN ONGOING PLOTLINE SPANNING EPISODES ABOUT HIS TAN.

...I miss christian like a limb. I cannot even think of Santino, because it will make me weep.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Omg, his fucking TAN. I take soooo much comfort in the fact that his skin looks AWFUL. He looks like E.T. It's ridiculous.

I would trade Blayne for Jeffrey.

No, REALLY.

[channonyarrow.livejournal.com]

Apparently, he lives in Seattle and (at least as of the start of the show) worked at a Starbucks in West Seattle. I live in West Seattle. If anyone wants to find his Starbucks, I can go throw a brick through the window at him.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

No, no, you know what's the best thing ever right now? Apparently before the show AfterElton reported that Bravo claimed it only had one straight male contestant this year. Obviously that's Joe, meaning Blayne was one of the gay contestants.

But now all of a sudden on TWoP and other sites these people are magically popping up going, "Oh, I know him! He's straight! He's got a girlfriend!"

I'm sorry, WHAT. That man couldn't be any gayer if he dressed like Austin Scarlett.

(Of course, there's also been rumblings that he was Mormon-raised too like Keith but he's still not out yet, which ... God, in those instances, I'm usually all for people being allowed to stay in the closet but I just haaaaaate him so much.)