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Dear President Bush,

Tomorrow's high in the Washington D.C. area with the wind chill factor will be a balmy -15 degrees.

Look, I know you want to go to Mars, but perhaps spinning the entire planet out of the sun's orbit and towards the red planet is not the best way to go about it.

Sincerely,

Me

Date: 2004-01-15 07:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] feath.livejournal.com
I don't know about you, but I think it's a great idea -- but only if we send Bush. Lets just strap him to the back of one of the Mars Probes (or more preferably up his ass) and blast him off.

Date: 2004-01-15 11:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pie-is-good.livejournal.com
Nah, not up his ass. He's too full of shit to get it up there properly without a lot of mess.

Date: 2004-01-15 12:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] feath.livejournal.com
lol, damn good point.

Date: 2004-01-16 10:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sleepyaardvark.livejournal.com
I have to object to this idea in the strongest possible terms. I'm totally against polluting space with our worthless junk.

Date: 2004-01-16 11:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pie-is-good.livejournal.com
Well, what if we send him the other direction? You know, away from Mars, towards a large ball of nuclear fusion...?

Date: 2004-01-16 12:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sleepyaardvark.livejournal.com
Hehehehe...now this idea, I like....

Of course you do realize that if a craft were to crash into the sun, the heat and other forces would ensure that no human being could possibly surv....

Wait, nevermind...that would be the whole point.

I REALLY like this idea....

Date: 2004-01-16 12:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pie-is-good.livejournal.com
Shhh! That's not the whole point. The whole point is for the president to be able to have a hands-on test of a trip to the sun. Don't worry, we'll send him at night...

Eh, screw it. Covering it up with a blond joke doesn't work too well.

Burn, Bush, burn! ^_^

Date: 2004-01-16 12:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sleepyaardvark.livejournal.com
Send him at night....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. *grin*

Date: 2004-01-16 12:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sleepyaardvark.livejournal.com
Actually, I just thought about it some more and I'm thinking the solar flareup from the contact with all the gas should be spectacular....

Date: 2004-01-16 01:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pie-is-good.livejournal.com
Absolutely spectacular! Imagine the satellite photos from that...

Date: 2004-01-16 03:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sleepyaardvark.livejournal.com
Might end up disrupting the communications satellites again though...

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