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Jan. 15th, 2004 07:49 amDear President Bush,
Tomorrow's high in the Washington D.C. area with the wind chill factor will be a balmy -15 degrees.
Look, I know you want to go to Mars, but perhaps spinning the entire planet out of the sun's orbit and towards the red planet is not the best way to go about it.
Sincerely,
Me
Tomorrow's high in the Washington D.C. area with the wind chill factor will be a balmy -15 degrees.
Look, I know you want to go to Mars, but perhaps spinning the entire planet out of the sun's orbit and towards the red planet is not the best way to go about it.
Sincerely,
Me
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Date: 2004-01-16 12:27 pm (UTC)Of course you do realize that if a craft were to crash into the sun, the heat and other forces would ensure that no human being could possibly surv....
Wait, nevermind...that would be the whole point.
I REALLY like this idea....
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Date: 2004-01-16 12:35 pm (UTC)Eh, screw it. Covering it up with a blond joke doesn't work too well.
Burn, Bush, burn! ^_^
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