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apocalypsosMy mother was ready to toss a perfectly nice purse upstairs in the attic, but I found it in her bedroom before she could come home and put it up there. Not only that, but she left a container of perfectly good Dic-Tacs in there! Yeah, they're exactly like they sound -- Tic-Tacs shaped like little penises. (Penii? Penes? I don't know, I'm still a little buzzed.)
How cool ... a practically new purse, so that I can replace one of my old ones, and Dic-Tacs, so that I can be both morally repugnant and possessed of minty fresh breath all at once.
(P.S. Don't ask why my mom has Dic-Tacs. I don't know, and I don't really want to know. Would you?)
How cool ... a practically new purse, so that I can replace one of my old ones, and Dic-Tacs, so that I can be both morally repugnant and possessed of minty fresh breath all at once.
(P.S. Don't ask why my mom has Dic-Tacs. I don't know, and I don't really want to know. Would you?)
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Date: 2003-06-28 05:37 pm (UTC):)