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[apocalypsos]

Do you know why I didn't watch the State of the Union?

Because I'm about a half an hour away between the bus and the metro, I own many heavy and/or pointy objects, and I have really good aim.

EDIT: A tidbit from thebratqueen that makes me feel better ... According to NBC there was heightened security for the State of the Union which included extra measures for getting through the door and a gas mask under every seat in case of biological attack.

Keep that in mind when you wonder what the mental state was of everyone in that room.

See?! They're paranoid nuts. Now I get all the clapping. *nods solemnly*

Comments

I understand the gas masks . . .

[tree220.livejournal.com]

with the stench from all the bullshit shrub was spouting they probably needed them to breath 0:)

[thebratqueen.livejournal.com]

My pet theory is that there were electrodes hidden in the gas masks. Shock to the bottom will get you out of your chair every time. ;)

[norabombay.livejournal.com]

We are the same half hour away, 15 minuites in a car. And I have to say we solved the problem by drinking far too much wine. So we would be having trouble leaving the apartment, much less reaching the city.

Also, every minuite spent talking about steroids, is a minuite not spent passing regressive social legislation.

[herlifeisbroken.livejournal.com]

Yer icon's hilarious.

I watched college basketball. It has authenticity.

[fyrdrakken]

Last year we played the drinking game. This year I had no one to drink with and was fagged out anyway (after leaving the house at 4am that morning to chip ice off my windshield and drive to the gym) so I just went to bed and ignored the whole thing.